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 hair2dye4
 
posted on October 21, 2002 10:24:19 PM new
http://wardy.twinsburgh.com/War/millionaire.jpg

Ok you have to go look don't think I should post here I ran accross this looking for something else hope it makes you laugh.
opps it's linked to the wrong guy... still funny
[ edited by hair2dye4 on Oct 21, 2002 11:04 PM ]
 
 hair2dye4
 
posted on October 22, 2002 07:26:16 AM new
SIGNS YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2002.............

1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
of three.

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to
eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for
dinner?"

4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South
Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor
yet this year.

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle
soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your
newborn so she can create a screen saver.

8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone
to see if anyone is home.

9. Every commercial on television has a website address
at the bottom of the screen.

10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date
and now sells for half the price you paid.

11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you
didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is
cause for panic and turning around to go get it.

12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a
purchase would be a hassle and take planning.

13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food
bags out of the back seat of your car.

14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that
they do not have e-mail addresses.

15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it
notes.

18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of
in person.

19. You get an extra phone line or broadband so you
can get phone calls.

20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful
feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your
coffee.

22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check
your E-mail on your way back to bed.

23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

24. You're reading this.

25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.


 
 Linda_K
 
posted on October 22, 2002 07:59:37 AM new
Thanks for the chuckles, hair2dye4 Number 2 hit home with us. Our son and DIL have 6 different numbers.

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on October 22, 2002 08:13:05 AM new
hair2dye4

LOL

So many of those are true!

That must be the average number of phones today, Linda.

One of my kids has 6 phone numbers and one she doesn't know the number to. Hahaha! I can remember when people had one phone and one car.

Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

They live in Mississippi without a computer!

Helen

 
 
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