posted on November 7, 2002 10:03:25 AM new
so you folks have nothing good to say about falling in love,all you smart asses!!
there is a groundbreaking discovery on curing depression,pending FDA approval and it will come anytime now,doctors across the nation will be writing prescription on a new drug called MONEY,most of them will be referred to as greenback,us dollars,local us currency,store of value,convertible to gold,silver,precious metals,and can be filled at your neighborhood drugstore and acceptable at neiman marcus,nordstrom,kmart,walmart,costco,starbuck,cartier,tiffany,macy,practically everywhere.
posted on November 7, 2002 03:23:42 PM new
in that case,you are not depressed,pass the buck lady,i could use a mercedes,a diamond ring and a chinchinlla fur coat.do i spell it right,see how backward i am,i am depressed.
posted on November 7, 2002 03:56:04 PM new
I'll bet you already have those exquisite items of conspicuous consumption.
Just think what could happen!
A sixteen wheeler will flatten your Mercedes. Your coat made of dead rodents will be spray painted by a disgruntled member of PETA and you will lose your diamond ring!
Are you feeling better now?
Helen
sp.to change PITA (pain in the ass) to PETA (people for the ethical treatement of animals...
posted on November 7, 2002 06:34:23 PM new
TALK IS CHEAP,get me those stuff and i will experience for myself.of course i will get out in time when the 18 wheelers come .
posted on November 7, 2002 06:37:23 PM new
Well we all have to sacrifice for the war effort, war without end. May as well make the adjustment as soon as possible.
Combining the new logic and the new patriotism, I think that I'll take the money that I previously used for charity and give it to the banks as an enticement for them to choose to use my invested money for free in order to underwrite the energy and defense industries' noble and selfless contributions to making the world a better place for everyone.
I've always thought most awards were rather silly, but a favorable notation in my dossier would be welcome.
posted on November 7, 2002 07:18:44 PM new
Well, if you absolutely insist on this kind of life style, you'll need more than a coat and a ring and a car. Dam, girl, you've got to get your priorities in order. If you just plan to sit around in the suburbs with this worthless stuff, you will be depressed FOREVER. Women in the local supermarket won't know a chinchilla from a rabbit and the men will have their minds on other things.
So, you need somewhere to go and an interesting way to get there. Every dam body has a car. You need a Yacht and a crew! To fulfill your patriotic duty you can fly a very large flag from your boat.
Get a staff to take care of your family at home while you are on your way to the south of France to ..... hmmmm.... take watercolor lessons!
Hey! maybe you can take Yellowstone along with you.
posted on November 8, 2002 06:08:17 AM new
i dont want another depressed person to go to south of france.
i dont plan to wear my chinchilla fur coat to the local supermarket,
you folks are not stretching your imagination.
posted on November 8, 2002 09:53:38 AM new
Hi Helen!
Are you up for a CheeseBurger in Paradise or will the Margarita suffice?
conspicuous consumption at it's finest!
Let's put the top down & head south for a Key West Sunset!
Grab the tequila, hold on, buckle up & let's go.....
(76 degrees and sunny in Florida right now!)
posted on November 8, 2002 12:11:29 PM new
If I was fisticated, I'd be going to Mustique. Isla Margarita is limin time. You have the right to an informed opinion -Harlan Ellison
posted on November 8, 2002 12:49:52 PM new
Ok, askdaruma,Zoomin and Snowy! Let's get outta here. We can have some un 'fisticated fun while fisticated snowy is our designated thinker!
I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow
Could you beam me somewhere Mr. Scott?
Any ol' place here on Earth or in space
You pick the century and I'll pick the spot!
Sail the main course
In a simple sturdy craft
Keep her well stocked
With short stories and long laughs
Go fast enough to get there
But slow enough to see
