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 Borillar
 
posted on November 19, 2002 11:22:44 PM new
Rattlesnake kiss lands man in hospital

YACOLT, Washington (AP) -- A man who was showing off for friends by kissing his new rattlesnake was bitten on the lip and nearly died.


I'm submitting this for an Honarable Mention from The Darwin Awards web site.



 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on November 20, 2002 09:58:59 AM new
What a stupid way to get time off work! I almost don't feel sorry for him.

I've got a stupid question that might qualify for your thread Borillar.... how come Michael Jackson's kids look like they're from Norway with white skin with straight blonde hair?


 
 bear1949
 
posted on November 20, 2002 10:40:20 AM new
Prime canidate for the 2002 Darwin awards.

 
 mlecher
 
posted on November 20, 2002 12:56:38 PM new
Sounds like one of those religious ceremonies, the snake handler's cult.

Prime candidate for a cabinet post.....
.................................................

I live in my own little world, but it is Okay...They know me here.
 
 Helenjw
 
posted on November 20, 2002 02:54:39 PM new

That should be awarded "The Outstanding Stupidity Award to Humans".

My grandfather was bitten by a rattlesnake and nearly died also. He had taken his boots off while fishing and a rattlesnake crawled into a boot...

Helen

 
 profe51
 
posted on November 20, 2002 06:39:23 PM new
we nearly lost our giant schnauzer to a buzzworm two summers ago...he was out with us checking fences and never having seen one before, decided to stick his big nose in the snake's face...took a direct hit in the neck..he knows better now and gives them a wide berth...too bad some people aren't that smart.

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on November 20, 2002 07:01:44 PM new

Animals are superior...especially dogs!
D.H. Lawrence thoght so too...even wrote a poem about snakes. He wonders why "petty" mankind always tries to rob the dignity from all Godly creatures.

Helen

lol


 
 Helenjw
 
posted on November 20, 2002 07:06:59 PM new
After you read this loving poem, you may want to kiss a snake.

Snake
D.H. Lawrence

Excellent Very Good Okay Not Good Terrible A snake came to my water-trough
On a hot, hot day, and I in pyjamas for the heat,
To drink there.
In the deep, strange-scented shade of the great dark carob-tree
I came down the steps with my pitcher
And must wait, must stand and wait, for there he was at the trough before
me.

He reached down from a fissure in the earth-wall in the gloom
And trailed his yellow-brown slackness soft-bellied down, over the edge of
the stone trough
And rested his throat upon the stone bottom,
i o And where the water had dripped from the tap, in a small clearness,
He sipped with his straight mouth,
Softly drank through his straight gums, into his slack long body,
Silently.

Someone was before me at my water-trough,
And I, like a second comer, waiting.

He lifted his head from his drinking, as cattle do,
And looked at me vaguely, as drinking cattle do,
And flickered his two-forked tongue from his lips, and mused a moment,
And stooped and drank a little more,
Being earth-brown, earth-golden from the burning bowels of the earth
On the day of Sicilian July, with Etna smoking.
The voice of my education said to me
He must be killed,
For in Sicily the black, black snakes are innocent, the gold are venomous.

And voices in me said, If you were a man
You would take a stick and break him now, and finish him off.

But must I confess how I liked him,
How glad I was he had come like a guest in quiet, to drink at my water-trough
And depart peaceful, pacified, and thankless,
Into the burning bowels of this earth?

Was it cowardice, that I dared not kill him? Was it perversity, that I longed to talk to him? Was it humility, to feel so honoured?
I felt so honoured.

And yet those voices:
If you were not afraid, you would kill him!

And truly I was afraid, I was most afraid, But even so, honoured still more
That he should seek my hospitality
From out the dark door of the secret earth.

He drank enough
And lifted his head, dreamily, as one who has drunken,
And flickered his tongue like a forked night on the air, so black,
Seeming to lick his lips,
And looked around like a god, unseeing, into the air,
And slowly turned his head,
And slowly, very slowly, as if thrice adream,
Proceeded to draw his slow length curving round
And climb again the broken bank of my wall-face.

And as he put his head into that dreadful hole,
And as he slowly drew up, snake-easing his shoulders, and entered farther,
A sort of horror, a sort of protest against his withdrawing into that horrid black hole,
Deliberately going into the blackness, and slowly drawing himself after,
Overcame me now his back was turned.

I looked round, I put down my pitcher,
I picked up a clumsy log
And threw it at the water-trough with a clatter.

I think it did not hit him,
But suddenly that part of him that was left behind convulsed in undignified haste.
Writhed like lightning, and was gone
Into the black hole, the earth-lipped fissure in the wall-front,
At which, in the intense still noon, I stared with fascination.

And immediately I regretted it.
I thought how paltry, how vulgar, what a mean act!
I despised myself and the voices of my accursed human education.

And I thought of the albatross
And I wished he would come back, my snake.

For he seemed to me again like a king,
Like a king in exile, uncrowned in the underworld,
Now due to be crowned again.

And so, I missed my chance with one of the lords
Of life.
And I have something to expiate:
A pettiness.







[ edited by Helenjw on Nov 20, 2002 07:13 PM ]
 
 profe51
 
posted on November 20, 2002 07:13:13 PM new
nice helen, thanks!!

 
 CBlev65252
 
posted on November 21, 2002 04:06:16 PM new
Oh, how I know I'll probably get backlash from this, but here goes anyway - he must be a Republican.


"If it isn't documented, it was never done!"
 
 stanleymu
 
posted on November 21, 2002 04:17:48 PM new
Matt George, 21, was hospitalized in critical condition after the Sunday incident. By Tuesday, his condition had been upgraded to serious.

upgraded from critical to serious?

I might be wrong but I thought it's the other way around...

 
 snowyegret
 
posted on November 21, 2002 05:00:09 PM new
You thought wrong.


You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
 
 profe51
 
posted on November 21, 2002 08:18:20 PM new
I wonder if the snake survived........

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on November 21, 2002 09:01:44 PM new

I'm worried about the poor serpent too.

After all, he was the victim...kidnapped and kissed by such a strange creature.

Helen



 
 yellowstone
 
posted on November 21, 2002 09:06:23 PM new
CBlev65252
Republicans kiss babies, only a Democrat would kiss a snake.



[ edited by yellowstone on Dec 2, 2002 06:01 PM ]
 
 profe51
 
posted on November 22, 2002 04:25:56 AM new
They probably put it down for being "agressive"..that's often what happens to the beasts in these stories.

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on November 22, 2002 06:13:59 AM new
"How vulgar, what a mean act!"

May he rest in peace and to all his buddies left on earth,

God be between you and harm - in all the empty places you slither.

Helen


sp.ed.
[ edited by Helenjw on Nov 22, 2002 08:46 AM ]
 
 CBlev65252
 
posted on November 22, 2002 05:07:35 PM new
Yellowstone

Touche!
"If it isn't documented, it was never done!"
 
 
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