posted on November 26, 2002 08:43:49 AM new
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
Help me...
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
It started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
let him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to
her
and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to
assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax.
Let's
have
a
cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these
Corn
Flakes back
in the box."
