posted on November 27, 2002 07:24:29 PM new
A man and his wife were eating dinner one night and this man, feeling frisky, says to his wife softly, hey honey why dont we try switching possitions tonight. She says back to him in a loud voice OK YOU GET IN THE KITCHEN, DO THE DISHES AND CLEAN UP AND I’LL LAY ON THE SOFA AND FART FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.