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 bear1949
  		posted on January 14, 2003 09:36:00 AM new
The Cat in the Hat on Aging:

I cannot see,
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew,
I cannot scre".
Oh, my God what can I do?
My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks.
No sence of smell,
I look like hell.
My mood is bad, can you tell?
My body's drooping,
Have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last.
The Golden Years can kiss my AZZ.


[ edited by bear1949 on Jan 14, 2003 09:47 AM ]
 
 Linda_K
  		posted on January 14, 2003 10:21:53 AM new
Cute ~ Aging is not for sissys, but it sure beats the alternative.

 
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