posted on January 28, 2003 01:44:35 AM new
sadam baby
I don't know if your aware, but your ID suggests that you are a tad bit extreme yourself.
Reminds me of a charming little anecdote.
There was once a man with an IQ of 310.
However he was very lonely.
Goes to the doctor and says,
Doctor I’ve got an IQ of 310, problem is, I can’t relate to anyone, I feel them so much beneath me.
Not a problem
says the doctor
I just happen to have this new machine, WITH A BUILT IN IQ METER, I’ll connect the electronic apparatus to hour head, and it will reduce your IQ level, it’s self administered, so when its down to a level you are comfortable with just release the hand switch, but don’t worry I’ll be right here beside you to keep an eye on things
The man accepts the doctors proposal and so they connect the machine and throw the switch
Doc’ OK you’re down to 290 now, 280, 260, 240, 220, you’re approaching the minimum level for MENSA
Just let go the switch when you feel you’ve reached a comfortable level
Your down to 180, 150, 120,
The man still holds the switch
You are approaching average, are you sure you want this
The man still holds the switch
Your below average man are you sure!!! 100, 90, 80, 60
The man still holds the switch
For God’s sake let go man, 50, 40, 30
And the man still held the switch with a glazed look in his eyes.
With that the doctor dives across the table and pulls the switch from the man’s hand, shakes the man and shouts
Are you OK, Are you OK, Are you OK, for God’s sake man talk to me say something anything
and the man shouts
Cu’o-o-o-o-on Dubya
[ edited by austbounty on Jan 28, 2003 01:48 AM ]
[ edited by austbounty on Jan 28, 2003 01:50 AM ]
