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 Twelvepole
 
posted on February 3, 2003 05:43:52 AM new
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a quiet corner in a bar.

A guy spots them and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them".

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 27 million Arabs and one blonde with big breasts.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns triumphantly to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart
a$$! I told you no one would worry about 27 million Arabs!"

 
 
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