posted on February 18, 2003 12:24:02 PM new
WHAT IS IT: A chance for loyal American patriots to show their rebellion from “old Europe” and our former allies the French and the Germans.
WHEN IS IT: March 4th, “Fat Tuesday” (no “Mardi Gras” around here—we speak ‘Murrican, not French!) at MIDNIGHT in your own time zone, 2003.
WHAT DO WE DO: We re-enact the famous Boston Tea Party symbolic act of rebellion in a modern way to meet the current crisis. In every city and town, in every home and hotel, in every business, school, and dwelling in the USA, gather up your old, your tired, your worthless French and German products---the beer, the wine, the foi gras, the truffles, the pretzels and the pomposities of those two prime members of the Axis of Weasels (do not buy any new ones—just get rid of the old—if not yours, your friend’s and neighbor’s)….and at the STROKE OF MIDNIGHT we will, as a nation, in every time zone one by one, FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET! Let the water pressure meters of 10,000 cities and towns measure our righteous anger at our duplicitous, ungrateful fair-weather friends abroad, and let us show by this act of peaceful but defiant rebellion that we will NOT give them our business, our support, or our friendship anymore. Purify your home and destroy their products then replace them ONLY with all-American goods or those of our real allies in the rest of the world. Drink English beer! Drink Italian wine! Eat Polish sausages! And make a pact to NEVER AGAIN replace these foul vestiges of a tired, past-its-prime OLD Europe of Germany and France, and let the mighty patriotism of America send a message across the Atlantic just as surely as our brave armed forces will be sending it across the sands of Arabia.
WHO’S BEHIND THIS?: This show of patriotism is organized and inspired by the websites where loyal and true Americans have been registering their wrath at our weasel false friends abroad, namely http://www.francestinks.com and http://www.GermanyStinks.com the happy homes of patriotic fun where average all-American folks can send a message that we’re mad as hell, we’re not going to take it anymore, and we don’t need them—they need US. Our fathers and grandfathers saved and rebuilt these two ungrateful nations over and over again, and The Great American “Tea” Party 2003 is a message that says—no more Mr. Nice Uncle Sam! Because France Stinks! And Germany Stinks, too!
And by the way if Germany truely believes Saadam does not have the smallpox virus, why has it authorized the production of 30 million doses of smallpox vaccine, almost doubling its stocks in case of a terrorist attack. (Courtsey of the Melbourne Times)
posted on February 18, 2003 12:46:31 PM new
If anyone thinks that I will pour this good beer down a toilet is a commie pinko! I will defend my beer swilling rights to the bitter end!
posted on February 18, 2003 01:03:31 PM new
I'll be there at the porcelain bus to dump and flush any and all French and German food and drink in this house.
BTW, I'm boycotting French Fries, French toast, the German measles and anything else from them, there horrid countries.
Amen,
In Righteous indignation,
Reverend Colin
posted on February 18, 2003 09:35:44 PM new
LOL @ the wind chimes. But I'd bet you there are plenty of 'city' boys [maybe girls too] who'd be able to make a lot from their empty cans too.
posted on February 18, 2003 10:17:43 PM new
>WHO’S BEHIND THIS?: This show of patriotism is organized and inspired by the websites where loyal and true Americans have been registering their wrath at our weasel false friends abroad,
Once again, serious political matters that affect this nation are reduced to a sporting event with Our Side Versus Their Side. Rah! Rah! Rah! Sis! Boom! Bah! And all of the beer and pretzels that go with it.
posted on February 18, 2003 10:34:36 PM newhad to edit... the web site links posted were phoney by the web sites do exist.
[ edited by stockticker on Feb 18, 2003 10:38 PM ]
