posted on February 18, 2003 10:31:55 PM new
Duct Tape and Plastic Sheet sales are through the roof and Homeland Security and ther Bush Adminsitration has caught onto a goldmine of opportunity.
Beaten and battered, the Bush Administration's last plan didn't fool anyone of importance. "We knew it was a stimulus package for just the Rich," critics have charged, "we're not fooled in the least. We need a REAL economic stimulus package and SOON!"
Expect to see manufacturers and retailers of Flashlights, those Glo-Stick thingies, and dried food packets to sell like as if it was the end of the millinium again! Once Bush's bribe advisors have figured out who needs their products sold the most, Homeland Security will come out with a 'Must Have' list for Americans to go crazy after and to stockpile. Among the contenders include Burgerking, which says that it's 99-cent Whoppers are perfect for freezing and eating later - a perfect combination of cost savings, terroism preparedness, and a boost for sagging Burgerking bottom line.
