posted on March 9, 2003 08:02:35 PM new
Figure we need some lightening up in here...
A man in his back yard is trying to fly a
kite.
He throws the kite up in
the air, the wind
catches it for a few seconds then it comes
crashing back down. He tries
this a few more
times all the while his wife is watching
from the
kitchen window.
Muttering to herself how men need to be
told how
to do everything she
opens the window
and yells to her husband, "You need more
tail."
The man turns with a confused look on his
face
and says, "Make up your
mind. Last night
you told me to go fly a kite!"
