posted on March 14, 2003 11:25:33 AM new
Monday is Ralphie's FIRST BIRTHDAY & I had planned on having his party at Chuckie-Cheese -- he LOVES the balls (since he lost his)!
Can you believe thay said NO!?? Just because my little boy is of the K9-persuasion, he's to be discriminated against!
Ain't this AMERICA?? And he's sooo patriotic -- you should see him dressed-up in his little UNCLE SAM suit! Brings tears to me eyes every time!
I'm at a lost as to my next course of action! Perhaps an ADA suit!
The hardest part will be breaking the sad news to the little fella! Not to mention all his friends in the hood & his mother (the bit#h)!
I just don't know what to DO!
Any suggestions??
Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
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posted on March 14, 2003 12:54:42 PM new
What did you expect!
Chuck E. Cheese is a RAT!
"Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both boldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar."
- Julius Caesar
posted on March 14, 2003 02:25:39 PM new
I feel your pain. My brother's cat recently sued him under FAPA.*
The individual claims were:
Failure to provide a minimum dollar value of furniture to be clawed (since Rasta is a single cat, my brother is only required to have one (1) antique chair and/or a leather sectional sofa, which seems reasonable)
Failure to observe the correct order of precedence in consumption of nutrition (My brother wouldn't let Rasta have first dibs on the Chinese takeout)
and violation of the aquarium rule, which requires my brother to replace the fish Rasta claws out and leaves on the coffee table with fish of the same general size and liveliness within 48 hours.
I'm afraid my bro's going to lose this one, bigtime. (shakes head.) It's not like we didn't try to warn him...
[ edited by Helenjw on Mar 14, 2003 05:56 PM ]