posted on March 18, 2003 12:53:35 PM new
Not sure who would be the one making the final decision on that offer, should it happen, but I would hope they tell them to "stick it where the sun doesn't shine".
posted on March 18, 2003 11:09:09 PM new
What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training? How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
Why does President Bush need the French in the event of war with Iraq? The french would be perfect at showing the Iraqi's how to surrender.
Why does Nike like the French Army? Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly? It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S.
What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert? A Mirage
Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy.....To see all their other ships.
Going to war without the French on your side is like going hunting without an accordian.
A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French military expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
Why is good to be french? You can surender at the begining of the war, and US will win it for you.
A French rifle is for sale on e-bay. It's never been fired but I heard it's been dropped once.
Rumor has it that those French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. Just in case they're attacked from behind, that's where the forward gear comes in handy....
Q: How many frenchman does it take to gaurd Paris? A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before
What color is the American flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the British flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the French flag? White.
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The French Army.
Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
How do you stop a French tank? Well... first you have to find one thats actually running.
What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes
It's no surprise the French won't help us get Saddam Hussein out of Iraq. They wouldn't help us get Germany out of France, either.
This last one is more than a joke.... It captures why the French make such poor allies. When they pulled out of NATO 40 years ago and declared Americans must close down their bases in France, Secretary of State Dean Rusk had a bitterly caustic response: "Should we dig up the graves of American soldiers in Normandy, too, and take them home?"
posted on March 19, 2003 03:57:17 AM new
Just heard on Fox News that France won the contract to FEED OUR TROOPS.....yes, that's right and it looks like we're going to have to honor our contract with them.
