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 LuckyGiftsandTreasures
 
posted on March 18, 2003 11:17:27 PM new
Concerning the impending war against Iraq:

Liberal: The United States is taking unilateral action against Iraq!
Answer: So far, it's a 90-member worldwide "unilateral" coalition.

Liberal: We are in a rush to war.
Answer: An 11-year rush?

Liberal: Tough inspections can disarm Saddam Hussein without invading
Iraq.
Answer: Years of inspections have done wonders so far.

Liberal: We should let the inspectors finish their job.
Answer: We did. They didn't. We will.

Liberal: Why fight? The Iraqi military is weaker than in 1991.
Answer: But their biological weapons and chemical weapons are much more
dangerous.

Liberal: There's no proof of weapons.
Answer: We know they have 'em, we know they hide 'em, and we have tape
recordings and photographs. What more is needed? An Iraqi rocket in
Martin Sheen's shorts?

Liberal: If we invade, Saddam Hussein might use those weapons of mass
destruction against us.
Answer: I thought you said Iraq didn't have them!

Liberal: But terrorists might attack if we invade Iraq.
Answer: Oh...so if we don't attack Iraq, terrorists will never strike
again?

Liberal: We shouldn't go to war without a UN resolution.
Answer: ANOTHER resolution? What about the last 16 resolutions? Shall
we use
them as wallpaper? Or shall we use the same resolutions Bill Clinton
used in Bosnia?

Liberal: If North Korea has nuclear weapons, why aren't we invading
them first?
Answer: First things first. North Korea has not invaded two neighboring
countries within the
past two decades. Iraq did. North Korea does not pay $20,000 in blood
money to the families of terrorist murderers. Iraq does. North Korea has
not used nerve gas and mustard gas against invaded countries as well as
its own citizens. It's merely starving them. Iraq HAS used
poison gases. Iraq, not North Korea, welcomes and houses Arab
terrorists who despise Israel and its only ally in the world, America.
There are more reasons, but these will do.

Liberal: The French don't support the war.
Answer: Oh...did they surrender already?

Liberal: Germany objects to this war.
Answer: Germany objected to Reagan's "attitude" towards the Soviet
Union. Of course, they objected to our presence in 1943 as well.

Liberal: Belgians are against the war.
Answer: I can live without Waffles and ice cream.

Liberal: Russia doesn't support the war.
Answer: They are still angry over Reagan's brilliant Cold War victory.

Liberal: We should build a coalition with our friends.
Answer: With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Liberal: What happens if we can't build a United Nations coalition?
Answer: Who cares?

Liberal: But the UN is the world's most respected governing body.
Answer: Not as respected as the US military.

Liberal: America has always waited until enemies attacked.
Answer: Now that oceans can't hold back enemies, preemptive war is
forever a necessity.

Liberal: War will cost billions!
Answer: So...how much is YOUR city worth?

Liberal: President Bush says he's willing to violating the 1976
executive order forbidding assassinations of foreign leaders.
Answer: As soon as the ink is dry on rescinding that idiotic order,
will someone please pull the trigger? The line forms to the right...

Liberal: Many Senators don't support Bush
Answer: Are you speaking of the Senators from Bordeaux?

Liberal: These problems didn't happen under Clinton.
Answer: Actually, they happened. But Clinton ignored them. Now, Bush
will clean up his mess.

Liberal: Bush, Sr. should have taken out Hussein in '91.
Answer: That 1991 UN resolution forbade a march on Baghdad. Remember?

Liberal: Millions of peace activists are demanding we stop the war.
Answer: Millions of Iraqi's are begging for us to start the war.

Liberal: Thousands of innocents will be killed or injured.
Answer: That's a lot less than Hussein is killing right now. (Of
course, there's only one man that needs to be killed...)

Liberal: Young Americans will die in battle.
Answer: Would you prefer they die in skyscrapers?

Liberal: Protesters have genuine objections to war
Answer: Just like they did in Somalia? Bosnia?

Liberal: This is about American Imperialism.
Answer: So which country do we own? What nation sends us their tax
dollars? If America was imperialist, we'd already own the entire world.
Who could stand in our way?

Liberal: This is Blood for Oil
Answer: The only blood is the Iraqi people tortured, starved and killed
while Hussein builds massive palaces to hide nuclear weapons...all
financed with Iraqi oil.

Liberal: This is a racist war.
Answer: America happily endorses a multi- cultural attitude towards
anyone who dares to take away our freedom. Regardless of race, color or
creed, we hunt them down and kill them.

Liberal: A U.S.-led invasion of Iraq is a great recruiting tool for
terrorists.
Answer: Have fun recruiting people into oppressive misery as they enjoy
their first taste of freedom.

Liberal: An attack on Iraq could seriously undermine and destabilize
Arab nations.
Answer: Destabilize the region? Is that possible? Do you think?

Liberal: Are we prepared for a multi-billion dollar occupation?
Answer: Were we prepared to liberate Europe and Japan in 1945? South
Korea in 1953? Grenada? El Salvador? Kuwait? The Eastern Bloc?
Afghanistan? Nations always love Americans when we rescue them from
tyranny. The price of freedom is never free.

Liberal: Polls show Americans are more concerned about the threat from
al-Qaeda than from Iraq.
Answer: It's not a war against Al Qaeda. It's not a war against Iraq.
It's a war against terrorism. Anywhere we find it.

Liberal: American opinion is against the war.
Answer: No, it's not. A majority of Americans want to fight now, not
later.


 
 austbounty
 
posted on March 19, 2003 12:01:20 AM new
“So far, it's a 90-member worldwide "unilateral" coalition. “
3 ‘willing’ in spite of US Bribes & Threats

“An 11-year rush? “
No realistic threat of WOMD

“ Years of inspections have done wonders so far. “
But they are working. Answers your next one too

“ But their biological weapons and chemical weapons are much more
dangerous.”
If that’s the case you’d better get ready for a far greater loss of lives


“Liberal: We shouldn't go to war without a UN resolution. “
Neo-conservative view “ but we don’t have enough support for that”

“Answer: First things first. North Korea has not invaded two neighboring
countries within the
past two decades. Iraq did. North Korea does not pay $20,000 in blood
money to the families of terrorist murderers. Iraq does. North Korea has
not used nerve gas and mustard gas against invaded countries as well as
its own citizens. It's merely starving them. Iraq HAS used
poison gases. Iraq, not North Korea, welcomes and houses Arab
terrorists who despise Israel and its only ally in the world, America.”

USA have invaded heaps.
Pays their military more that $20.000 in ‘blood money’
Has Supplied Gas etc etc
Murders 1000’s of prisoners a year (I’m guessing here based on Texas average)
CIA trained and housed terrorists.
USA is anti-other-Semites, because of the influence of the other-other-Semites.


“Liberal: The French don't support the war.”
They helped you in your war of independence

“Liberal: Germany objects to this war.
Of course, they objected to our presence in 1943 as well. “
George Bush Junior’s GrandPappy did all right out of it too.


“Liberal: Russia doesn't support the war.
Answer: They are still angry over Reagan's brilliant Cold War victory. “
And junior is still upset about his daddy’s loss too.

“Liberal: We should build a coalition with our friends.
Answer: With friends like these, who needs enemies?”
Diplomacy is about building bridges and burning them when your finished with them.

“Liberal: What happens if we can't build a United Nations coalition?
Answer: Who cares? “
Y’all gots a sheriff anyhows!!!!

“ Liberal: War will cost billions!
Answer: So...how much is YOUR city worth?”
It’s ok there’s oil there and arms manufacture will create employment


“Liberal: Millions of peace activists are demanding we stop the war. Answer: Millions of Iraqi's are begging for us to start the war.”
Don’t forget you are still the immoral minority.

“Liberal: Thousands of innocents will be killed or injured.
Answer: That's a lot less than Hussein is killing right now. (Of
course, there's only one man that needs to be killed...)”
So well send 300,000 soldiers to do it.

Liberal: Young Americans will die in battle.
Answer: Would you prefer they die in skyscrapers?
Collateral damage, Just like daddy, Dumya’s son’s won’t be going.

“Liberal: A U.S.-led invasion of Iraq is a great recruiting tool for
terrorists.
Liberal: An attack on Iraq could seriously undermine and destabilize
Arab nations.
Answer: Destabilize the region? Is that possible? Do you think?”

It’s ok Israel will keep the peace.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!




 
 yeager
 
posted on March 19, 2003 01:12:51 AM new
I agree 100 percent with you Lucky!

Some people are just so simple they can't see the nose on their face when they look in the mirror. Nor do these same people have any thinking skills that would allow them to see 10 minutes into the future.

They are the type of people who don't mind touching the red hot stove burner to see if it's really hot, Even though they have been warned they would get burned.

Some people have to have a piano dropped on them before they get the message.

edited for additional facts.
[ edited by yeager on Mar 19, 2003 01:18 AM ]
 
 donny
 
posted on March 19, 2003 03:02:08 AM new
Making up questions so you can answer them is stupid.

One of Austbounty's answers interested me though, based on Texas he guessed we executed 1,000's of prisoners in a year.

You'd think so; if you multiplied Texas' amount by 50, you'd get about 1,500. I was surprised to find out that we executed 71 in 2002. It broke down this way -

"In 2002, 71 persons in 13 States were executed -- 33 in Texas; 7 in Oklahoma, 6 in Missouri; 4 each in Georgia and Virginia, 3 each in Florida, South Carolina, and Ohio; 2 each in Alabama, Mississippi, and North Carolina; and 1 each in Louisiana and California"

http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/cp.htm
 
 colin
 
posted on March 19, 2003 03:26:18 AM new
LuckyGiftsandTreasures,
AMEN,
Reverend Colin

 
 austbounty
 
posted on March 19, 2003 04:55:52 AM new
Donny, thanks for that,
I’m sorry for judging all Americans by George the Son's standards.
Last I heard Texas does in over 100 p.a.
Perhaps the neo-Jail industry has felt there isn’t as much money in stiffs, and has managed to do some lobbying.


 
 bear1949
 
posted on March 19, 2003 11:52:17 AM new
Austi, thanks for the refreshing warm felt thought.


It's been a little chilly here and the HOT AIR has helped ward off the cold.

 
 DeSquirrel
 
posted on March 19, 2003 12:10:52 PM new
" Making up questions so you can answer them is stupid."

Just curious as to which "question and answer" you found erroneous.
 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on March 19, 2003 12:19:23 PM new
I like you austbounty. I like your sense of humour.


 
 
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