posted on April 8, 2003 06:31:19 PM new
Saddam's wife said "You have got to be the dumbest S.O.B. in the entire world. You sit here watching TV while your country is being torn down around you."
Saddam replies "I'll go ask the magic mirror if that it true". He goes into the bathroom and asked "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the dumbest S.O.B. in the entire world?"
He returns and asked his wife "Honey who is Tom Daschle?"
"Be kind. Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Harry Thompson
"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it." - A Few Good Men
