posted on April 17, 2003 05:30:52 AM new
I need some marketing help here. I've just come up with the brilliant idea (if I must say so myself) of marketing the "Reverend Colin Attitude Adjuster" PIC below.
Of course this is just a prototype. The Graphics would be much better and in Red, White and Blue. Reverend Would be spelled out completely and the "Church of Here & Now" would adorn the other side.
posted on April 17, 2003 10:35:36 AM new
Saw another 'Attitude Adjuster' at an estate sale this morning. It was an Arky style one. Shaped like a hammer and made from tree parts. Large branch for the handle, then an even larger trunk from a small tree for the mallet section. Heavy duty...it was Written on a carved out piece in the center of the handle were the words 'The Original Attitude Adjuster'.
The question is not what a man can scorn, or disparage, or find fault with, but what he can love, and value, and appreciate. J. Ruskin
posted on April 17, 2003 04:37:56 PM new
Helen, No not Saddam. I got it from one of your favorite quotable. You know that Senator from West Virginia? What's his name again?
He was a Former Klansmen and fought tooth and nail against the civil rights bill. His name is on the tip of my tongue. sounds like turd.
Yet when he made a Senile antiwar statement You leftist had a new best friend...What is his name??? He's a Democrat, I'm sure.
Herby, Nice art work.. Hope you didn't use up too much brain power.
posted on April 18, 2003 10:46:55 AM new
hibbertst - You are completely out of line in posting these sexual images on this board, IMO. I personally find them very offensive and will ask you to show just a touch of civility by not posting anymore. And I would appreciate it if you would remove them too. Linda
The question is not what a man can scorn, or disparage, or find fault with, but what he can love, and value, and appreciate. J. Ruskin
posted on April 18, 2003 10:52:12 AM new
LOL, hibbertst
colin
My quote from Senator Byrd's speech, colin.
"Someday soon, the Senate, Congress, Supreme Court and the American people will wake up and regret the ominous and scandalous silence that has abeted and condoned a criminal administration allowing it to endanger not only our country but the entire world."
mscognito responded to your complaint so appropriately when she said,
"Colin, It's hard to take a man of the cloth "serious" when he insists on indicting someone for events that happened more than three decades ago. (That can be an entire lifetime, as you know if you're up on your theology."
"Sen. Byrd has publicly repented of his KKK association - saying "it's the worst thing I ever did" - and long ago renounced his opposition to the Civil Rights Act. Do you need the word "redemption" redefined for you?
posted on April 18, 2003 10:52:37 AM new
hibbertst, Great placement, however, I fear it will only provide temporary discomfort. He has demonstrated great ability to blow hard from the mouth, he most likely can do it on the other end equally as well, which will aid in disloging and removal of the obsruction. Since he can't find his A$$ with both hands!
posted on April 18, 2003 10:56:35 AM new
Nonsense, Linda
It's just a cartoon.
Your words are most offensive to me and I never ask you to remove them. What right do you have to determine what is or is not offensive and ask to have it removed?
posted on April 18, 2003 11:02:39 AM new
Helen - You may not find sex between man and animals offensive....just tells me what kind of a woman you really are.....but I do.
And I'm fully within my rights to both say so and to ask politely for it to be removed.
The question is not what a man can scorn, or disparage, or find fault with, but what he can love, and value, and appreciate. J. Ruskin
"Helen - You may not find sex between man and animals offensive....just tells me what kind of a woman you really are.....but I do."
I'm really tired of your constant offensive suggestions. At the very least, you are violating community guidelines when you suggest that I may not find sex between man and animals offensive and that tells you what kind of woman I really am. I don't know whether to feel sorry for your ignorance or offended by your statement.
Helen
I find an axe handle, labeled "Reverend colin attitude adjuster" painted in red white and blue more offensive than a cartoon. That's "what kind of woman" I am.
posted on April 18, 2003 07:53:59 PM new
I see the Pinko's are up in arms on this Good Friday.
The cartoon doesn't bother me. I figure whoever thought it up must have done it before.
I'm not into Bestiality like some of you Pinko's. At least you gave the Prof and his Sheep a giggle. (I wonder why?)
Helen, for you to take offense about anything, surprises me.
After all You are or are of, the French Mindset.
Austy, It's not for heads. It's for melons, Mush Melons and Pink Grapefruit. Not the American ones but those un-American ones that are smuggled into this fine country of ours (not yours)
I was looking for some Marketing expertise. I can't believe the insults. My feelings are hurt. I'm afraid I may have to add a couple names to the A-List. I'll call it the Wrath of Colin.
Amen,
Please have a Happy and Pro-American Easter weekend,
Reverend Colin
posted on April 18, 2003 08:37:01 PM new
Colin, go back over all the posts and read them c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y, sound out the words you don't know. The cartoon didn't give me a giggle, it's a bit over the top for me too. What gave me a giggle was hibbertst's graphic of your colonoscopy. Rest assured that all the "pinko's" are cowering in fear of being added to your "A list".
"Oh dear, whatever will become of my reputation once I have had my true self revealed as an a$$hole by Reverend Colin, spiritual master to almost a dozen meth freak motorcycle bums? Maybe if I send him a donation thru PayPal, he'll leave my name off of his fearful list. Maybe if I send him a BIG donation, he'll buy a book on the correct use of the apostrophe in the English language."
You weren't looking for marketing advice. Big sticks marked "attitude adjuster" have been around for decades. You were trolling for exactly the reactions you got, just so you could call us all "pinko's" and threaten to add us to your silly list.
posted on April 18, 2003 10:36:35 PM newProf, I'll accept the donation. My apoligies for the misconception of your post.
"apoligies" (sic) accepted.
What is it your teaching our youth?
I am teaching them the curriculum prescribed by my state, which is predicated on the guidelines set forth in the federal "No Child Left Behind Act", which was put into effect by President Bush. Part of that curriculum includes basic instruction in the correct use of the English language. For example, they learn the difference between the possessive adjective "your", and the contraction "you're", thereby leaving the impression that they are well spoken.
"a dozen meth freak motorcycle bums" That's cruel
Don't try to magnify your influence by quoting me out of context. I said almost a dozen meth freak motorcycle bums..
When I went to college we had a saying. Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach.
So YOUR college invented that worn out old saw. Would that be the same "college" where you studied religion? They take PayPal too, if I'm not mistaken.
I hope you teaching them the difference between "Yours and Mine" and how the Capitalism America, gives them the opportunity to be whatever they want to be. Oh yes and they wave to work for it.
posted on April 19, 2003 08:52:24 AM new
Colin, that wouldn't do any good, everyone knows that lefties are empty headed, so would be like hitting a wiffle ball...
It's ready to breed....As bunnicula explained in an earlier thread, the red lips, etc. is "a sexual "flag".... An Exaggeration/simulation the way lips redden & engorge during arousal. It could be worse--some species of monkeys & apes have a similar "flag" but it happens to be their butts.
I hope that doesn't offend you, Linda. Some women look that way when they go to the grocery store. LOL!
Written on a carved out piece in the center of the handle were the words 'The Original Attitude Adjuster'. 
