posted on May 4, 2003 09:00:16 PM new
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I searched the attic and the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over from a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad for both of us you didn't look in the freezer.
