posted on May 26, 2003 08:26:59 PM new
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. You can be President.
5. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
9. You never have to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."
10. Same work... more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux Rental $100.
14. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
15. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
17. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
18. Your socks are not attached to your underpants.
19. Your phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
20. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
21. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
22. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
23. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
24. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
25. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
26. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
27. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
28. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
30. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
posted on May 26, 2003 09:50:46 PM new
Ahhh! Loveable men! Aren't they great?? They really never expect much except to have a loving wife and/or companion to make them their home-made breakfast, lunch, supper and snacks; to wash their clothes, sheets, dishes, the toothpaste mess on the bathroom sink, floor and mirror, and the wonderful floor they walk on. All they ask for are comfortable couches and beds, and the remotes to all the TV's in the house and they're happy for the evenings, weekends and holidays. And that's just around the house! Mmmm... what else do they do.....??
posted on May 27, 2003 05:57:43 AM new
men get taken to the cleaners in a divorce;men go crazy if they cant find an object of desire when they think of reaching orgasm.
men jobs are more stressful,thats why there are more widows than widowers in this world,
men go bald.
but then men pay less for cloth alteration,sometimes it is free.
posted on May 27, 2003 07:55:11 AM new
"They really never expect much except to have a loving wife and/or companion to make them their home-made breakfast, lunch, supper and snacks; to wash their clothes, sheets, dishes, the toothpaste mess on the bathroom sink, floor and mirror, and the wonderful floor they walk on. All they ask for are comfortable couches and beds, and the remotes to all the TV's in the house and they're happy for the evenings, weekends and holidays. And that's just around the house! Mmmm... what else do they do.....?? "
Geez, and all I thought we hoped for was a good bj. The cleaning lady can do all the rest and cheaper too
posted on May 27, 2003 12:41:50 PM new
No he wasn't Junque...
There were always rumors that Benny was gay, but he denied them, saying "I am very set in my ways. Anyway, I have a mental age of about 17, far too young for marriage."
posted on May 27, 2003 12:56:23 PM new
I can't believe I'm agreeing with you Twelve but The Man Show is a hoot!!! And gay or not, Benny Hill was hilarious. I miss him.
posted on May 27, 2003 01:10:01 PM new
12,I was told that rumor in London in 96.He was called a puff.You are right about him being a great comedian,he died of a heart attack, alone in his apartment.
