posted on May 29, 2003 05:52:59 PM new
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Police Officer: Yes Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Police Officer: May I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Police Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times now for D.U.I.
Police Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Police Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car. It's not mine.
Police Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Police Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer grabs the handle of his firearm, tells the woman to wait there, and slowly backs away to his patrol car and calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars, sirens screaming, circle the woman and a senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Senior Officer: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please and lean your hands up against the hood of your car!
Woman: Is there a problem officer?
Senior Officer: The officer reported that you stole this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Senior Officer: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The senior officer is now confused.
Senior Officer: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the senior officer. The senior officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He now looks very puzzled and even more confused.
Senior Officer: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm quite confused. The officer told me you didn't have a driver's license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner.
