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 Twelvepole
 
posted on July 12, 2003 04:46:25 PM new
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast. They had a
wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."





Are you ready?











Wait for it...








It's coming...









The suspense is killing you, isn't it?








She says :











"You just happened to catch my eye."



 
 CBlev65252
 
posted on July 12, 2003 07:43:35 PM new
Almost as funny as the time my friend's false front tooth fell out into her salad at the restaurant and she just popped it back in - all in the front of the watchful eyes at the table next to us! I was rolling in laughter and she was just calmly eating her salad like nothing ever happened.

Cheryl
 
 ebayauctionguy
 
posted on July 12, 2003 09:56:39 PM new

That was about as funny as a one legged firefighter trying to kick down a door.
 
 tomwiii
 
posted on July 12, 2003 10:07:41 PM new
When I was a Coastie, we told a variant of this story...




Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
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