posted on August 11, 2003 03:41:29 PM new
Subject:
Our President
To:
Rep. Henry Waxman
August 7, 2003
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
*I attacked and took over two countries and will continue to attack others.
*I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
*I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
*I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
*I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
*I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
*I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
*In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
*I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by any president in US history.
*In my first two years in office I allowed over 2 million Americans to lose their jobs.
*I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
*I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
*I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
*I set the record for the fewest press conference of any president since the advent of TV.
*I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other president in US history.
*I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
*I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
*I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
*I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind
*I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
*I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
*Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
*I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
*I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
*I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
*I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
*I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history.
*I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
*I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
*I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
*I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
*I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
*I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
*I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
*I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
*I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
*I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force One)
*I am the first US president to establish a secret
shadow government.
*I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and
world history).
*I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
*I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
*I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
*I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.
*I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
*In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil war.
*I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
*I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not available).
*I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
*I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.
*All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
posted on August 11, 2003 04:42:07 PM new
[i] *All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.[/i]
These, to me, are the scariest of all, particularly the secrecy surrounding Cheney and the meetings with his Enron pals in advance of our new energy policy.
Now we must make room for the Bushites, so that they can join in here, and instead of disproving these points, blame Clinton
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What luck for the leaders that men do not think. - Adolph Hitler
The one thing they can definately blame Clinton for: Mr Bush could be the first president since Herbert Hoover, who was in the White House from 1929 to 1933, the years of the Great Depression, to oversee a decline in total US jobs during his term. By contrast, 22 million jobs were created during the Clinton years.
But, then again, in their eyes Clinton lied. Bush is just misunderstood.
Cheryl
Power to the people. Power to the people, right on. - John Lennon
posted on August 11, 2003 05:38:30 PM new
BUSHISMS!! Don't forget those! For some of us, his statements have provided many hours of non-stop laughing. Even re-reading them provides the same belly laughs, which is rare.
Can you imagine what fun it would be to watch both him and Baghdad Bob do a one hour special on the way they see things?
I think it's interesting. I'm a follower of American politics.
-- Dubya's reponse when asked about Arnold Schwarzenegger running for governor of California, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003
We've got a year-and-a-while during my first term to make the world a more peaceful place and we'll deal with it. Washington loves speculation. Clearly, you love speculation. You love it. You love to speculate about... Let me finish, please, let me finish. You love to speculate about whether so-and-so is going to be a part of the administration or not. And I understand the game. But I have got to do my job, and I'm going to do it. And I'm going to do it with the Secretary of State.
-- Starts off testy, and ends sexually ambiguous,Crawford, Texas, Aug. 6, 2003
As to whether or not -- look, once the strategy is in place, I will let people know whether or not I'm airborne or not. In other words, I'm not trying to make any -- I don't need to dramatize the decision. It's getting plenty of attention here at home. But we've got -- and look, I'm just gathering enough information to be rational in what we do.
-- Thanks for clearing that up, Dub, Washington, D.C., Jul. 3, 2003
The House of Representatives will take up this issue in the coming weeks, under the leadership of a man from Illinois, a guy who I've got a lot of respect from, Speaker Denny Hastert.
-- Even when he's trying to show appreciation for someone else, he manages to turn it around and direct it toward himself, Chicago, Illinois, Jun. 11, 2003
I'm the master of low expectations.
-- You said it, Dubya, aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003
posted on August 11, 2003 07:11:11 PM new
After you've made so many speech blunders, wouldn't you think you'd try to either learn proper English, or maybe not try to talk so much? I wonder if anyone's told him?
posted on August 11, 2003 09:35:15 PM newKrafty - maybe that the reason behind..... I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV
....and the reason he limits reporters to ONE question on those rare events.
posted on August 12, 2003 05:47:40 AM new
"Reporters no longer cover the White House in the sense of pursuing news. They are there instead as props in the domestic drama that fills in the dead hours on cable television until something real happens."
Lewis Gould
But soon we're going to bounce him, for the man has got to go. We'll say good-bye to Cheney, and Ashcroft and Karl Rove. We'll celebrate so gaily, when we're rid of right wing hoods. And the yellow Bush of Texas finally's Crawford-bound for good.
