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 orleansgallery
 
posted on August 20, 2003 03:13:27 PM new
Here are some new ones for free!

Everyone wants a tight a$$ new jeans and not have to work - FRANK ZAPPA

I LOOK FAT - nora peronee

BITE ME --- a kid


WHO CARES? -- BUBBA SHIVELY


I wish I had a v8 --- v8


Yo mama ---- tyrone shoelace


FAIR AND BALANCED so don't tip the scales...
JANE REBULIcAN

WHYine WHYine WHYine --- Jo Liberal

I need to shave my legs. ---


I'll do it tommorrow ----

I have to mail some stamps----


Fortunately for me, Men don't think ---- MARILYN MONROEVILLE


POWER TO THE PEOPLE! I have 40 million dollars in my bank account and I gave it all to YOKO and forgot about my son Julien - John Lennon

Be kind to everyone you meet so they can spit on you while they take your money...

I am the FRITO BANDITO


FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE!



 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on August 20, 2003 06:59:03 PM new
Here's a good one -
BULL SH*T




 
 wgm
 
posted on August 20, 2003 07:11:07 PM new
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed."
- Mark Twain

"One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people."
- George Carlin

"Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space."
- Diana Black

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
- Peter O'Toole

"She proceeds to dip her little fountain-pen filler into pots of oily venom and to squirt the mixture at all her friends."
- Harold Nicholson





"Be kind. Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Harry Thompson

"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it." - A Few Good Men
 
 TXPROUD
 
posted on August 20, 2003 08:44:35 PM new
ASSMOSIS: The process by which liberals seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

 
 profe51
 
posted on August 20, 2003 09:00:27 PM new

You asked for it, just a few from my collection:


“As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains seemingly unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air, however slight, lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.” — Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas

In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H.L. Mencken

"Then said I, Wisdom is better than strength: nevertheless the poor man's wisdom is despised, and his words are not heard. " Ecclesiastes 9:16

When a dog howls at the moon, we call it religion. When he barks at strangers, we call it patriotism. - Edward Abbey

"Imagine you are an idiot and a Congressman; but I repeat myself." Mark Twain

"the more Christian a country is, the less likely it is to regard the death penalty as immoral . . . for the believing Christian, death is no big deal."
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

President Bush: "I do not need to explain why I say things. — That's the interesting thing about being the President. — Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."

"The most common form of stupidity is forgetting what we are trying to accomplish" ...Nietsche

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
-Bertrand Russell

"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed."
-- U.S. President Abraham Lincoln, Nov. 21, 1864
(letter to Col. William F. Elkins)

"Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both boldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar."
- Julius Caesar

"It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."
» George W. Bush, November 22, 2000.

"The truth is that men are tired of liberty."
Benito Mussolini

“Hell hath no fury like a vested interest masquerading as a moral principle. “
Unknown

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What luck for the leaders that men do not think. - Adolph Hitler
 
 austbounty
 
posted on August 20, 2003 09:13:51 PM new
Left tags.
You ain’t got any understanding of Marx’s concept of alienation ‘till you’ve worked on a production line at Chrysler’s.

You ain’t got any understanding of the ‘tickle down effect’ 'till you've been trickled-down-upon.

Right tags.
Laise-faire = anything goes, or the best fighter is the dirtiest fighter.

In business, when there is screwing to be done; ’tiss far, far better to give than to receive.

I’ve got no idea at all but mummy drives a Porche: Wrong answer but I know your father- 10 points.


 
 TXPROUD
 
posted on August 20, 2003 09:19:13 PM new
"Too many Americans live by Republican principles of faith, family, hope and opportunity, but vote for Democrats out of sheer habit." --J.C. Watts


If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around


All that's necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke



"This bloody past suggests to us that enemies cease hostilities only when they are battered enough to acknowledge that there is no hope in victory -- and thus that further resistance means only useless sacrifice." --Victor Davis Hanson

"The lies being spun by the far Left are weapons of mass deception. The hysterical Left opposed the war against Iraq, predicting tens of thousand of U.S. casualties. They were wrong then; why should we believe them now?" --Charles R.Smith






 
 
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