posted on August 30, 2003 04:25:24 PM new
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary
dinner together in a small tavern. The husband
leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember
the first time we had sex together over fifty years
Ago? We went behind this tavern where you
Leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK" he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round
there again and we can do it for old time's sake."
"Ooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a
good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this, and having a chuckle to
himself. He thinks, I've got to see this...two
Old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
Keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them. They walk haltingly along,
leaning on each other for support, aided by walking
Sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and
Make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her
skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man
Drops his trousers. She turns around and as she
Hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
The watching policeman has ever seen. They are
Bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes! She's
Yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips
for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has
learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet
And put their clothes back on. The policeman,
still watching, thinks, That was truly amazing,
He was going like a train. I've got to ask him
what his secret is.
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was
something else, you must have been having sex
For about forty minutes. How do you manage it?
You must have had a fantastic life together. Is
there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says. "Fifty
years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."
