posted on August 30, 2003 04:32:27 PM new
Ahhhhhhh Married LIFE!!!!!
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual
medical examination
the
same day so they could
travel together. After the examination, the doctor
then said to the
Elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you
have any medical
Concerns you would like to ask me?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex
with my wife, the
first time I am usually hot and
sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the
second time, I am
usually cold and chilly."
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said,
"Everything appears
to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you
would like to
Discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or
concerns. The doctor then
Stated: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is
usually hot and sweaty after having sexual relations
the first time
with
You and then cold and chilly after the second time.
Do you know why?
"Oh that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That's
because the first time
is
usually around July and the second time is usually in December
posted on September 1, 2003 06:45:51 AM new
a 70 years old chinese man in taiwan married a 20 years old fair maiden.
He has always boasted that he has been saving.giving her the impression that he is loaded $$ sense.
they went on honeymoon at a resort area and every morning the hotel staff watched the man came down from his room and cheerfully read his newspaper and ate his breakfast at 8 am in the morning.
1 1/2 hours later his young bride will join him,she looks kind of tired and does not have much to say.
then they will venture out to sightsee .
it went on for 2 weeks and on the last day,the hotel clerk cant stand it anymore-how can a 70 years old man have so much energy and why is the bride so tired ??
s he asked the bride,and she said- all the time he was bragging he has been saving,what turns out is that HE HAS BEEN SAVING HIMSELF
burgerflipper,you go first!!!!!
