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 orleansgallery
 
posted on August 30, 2003 08:15:40 PM new
I went to the library today and checked out a ton of videos for the labor day weekend. I checked out one for my son called "the animated children's version of PILGRIMS PROGRESS.

I had heard of the book all my life but never read it. After I watched the show I became filled with anxiety that perhaps I am really a heathen and I should not be hating my neighbor because she is a lowdown slob and married to a butt-cracked fishing moron.

Maybe I should be more loving and compassionate. Maybe she is in need. Maybe I do need to help her find her cats lost tail as Prof suggested.

BUT I CAN"T BE MORE LOVING! i try to serve the lord but the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I'm afraid I am a VITCH. HOW DO I OVERCOME! I don't care about the world domination plot. I just have to learn to love my neighbor but what if your neighbor is demented white trash? Oh there must be someone with evangelical quality's than can help straighten my selfish diva path!

 
 BEAR1949
 
posted on August 30, 2003 08:25:03 PM new
Just fix yourself a couple a zombie's or six & don't worry about it the rest of the night. You'll have forgoten about it all by the time your head stop hurting tomorrow or the next day.



[ edited by BEAR1949 on Aug 30, 2003 08:25 PM ]
 
 gravid
 
posted on August 30, 2003 08:50:05 PM new
Do you really want to get satuck for eternity in heaven with a bunch of white trash butt crack flashers? Do your thing.

 
 orleansgallery
 
posted on August 31, 2003 07:58:30 AM new
SIGH long sign perhaps your guys are right. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself. I feel bettert his morning, especially after a bowl of fruit loops ( I found the prize this morning too!) and two strips of thick slice bacon. MMMMMMMMMM

 
 
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