bunnicula
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posted on December 9, 2003 07:44:47 AM new
So we do crafts as part of our story times for the kids. Last Monday Rachelle had a snowman craft for the toddlers. Just a simple little craft meant to hang from a window or some such: circles of white construction paper, black construction paper hat, sequins for eyes, etc. All the usual snowman accoutrements. Plus white & blue beads on string & attache, for some reason to the bottom of the snowman. Rachelle hung the sample she made on the door of the Children\'s office and I\'ve been walking back & forth past it all week without really looking at it.
On Friday I did, and we have an x-rated snowman here. Rachelle hung three strings of beads at the bottom of the snowman--two strings of blue beads & one string of white in the middle. The strings sticking out from the bottom of the blue beaded strands happen to look just like feet. Unfortunately, the white string in the middle looks just like a schlong. 
And, no, it wasn\'t just me. A little later the secretary came by & did a double-take before bursting out laughing.
Wonder if we\'ll get any feedback from parents of kids in that story time...
And here is the picture of the Snowman in question:
Now you know why Frosty was a jolly, happy soul....
[ edited by bunnicula on Dec 9, 2003 07:46 AM ]
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fenix03
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posted on December 9, 2003 10:04:07 AM new
ROFL!
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
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Helenjw
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posted on December 9, 2003 10:14:03 AM new
Wow! That snowman had a dose of viagra!
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BEAR1949
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posted on December 9, 2003 02:46:37 PM new
And a really bad case of blue ba??s.
"Another plague upon the land, as devastating as the locusts God loosed on the Egyptians, is "Political Correctness.'" --Charlton Heston
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CBlev65252
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posted on December 9, 2003 03:05:09 PM new
That's too funny!
Cheryl
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Linda_K
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posted on December 10, 2003 07:13:44 AM new
That snowman had a dose of viagra
Obviously it didn't work then. 
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Helenjw
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posted on December 10, 2003 08:07:27 AM new
What a dork! You have to give this little artist credit for creativity. Representation of foreshortened angles is the next lesson!
foreshortened...To shorten the lines of (an object) in a drawing or other representation so as to produce an illusion of projection or extension in space.
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Linda_K
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posted on December 10, 2003 09:25:29 AM new
Oh good...I thought maybe it's been such a long time for you and you'd forgotten which direction it's supposed to be in.
You have to give this little artist credit for creativity for all we know they could have thought snowmen have tails, since they usually don't have legs either. 
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Helenjw
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posted on December 10, 2003 09:46:43 AM new
Wow...even about a topic as innocuous as snowman art, you carry the conversation to an impolite and offensive level.
Where is your sense of humor?
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Linda_K
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posted on December 10, 2003 09:58:28 AM new
LOL helen....I'm currently operating on the theme "Be Naughty, Save Santa a Trip".
Oh and on the impolite and offensive level..........keep your own house in order helen. [i]posted on December 10, 2003 09:04:32 AM
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ROFL at the ROFL AKissers,
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Helenjw
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posted on December 10, 2003 10:15:07 AM new
"Oh and on the impolite and offensive level..........keep your own house in order helen"
If you notice, linda, I didn't attack your "house" because I obviously have more decency than you. Only you would resort to personal insults when the topic is a Snowman.
Helen
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fenix03
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posted on December 10, 2003 10:26:04 AM new
::I'm currently operating on the theme "Be Naughty, Save Santa a Trip"::
LOL! Love it!
I still think you two are related.... The only people I have ever seen able to find something to bicker about on every single topic are my step sisters... I once watched them nearly brawl over a socks with or without stripes tiff.
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Helenjw
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posted on December 10, 2003 10:28:43 AM new
"Be Naughty, Save Santa a Trip"::
She probably learned that from Rush.
LOL!
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Linda_K
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posted on December 10, 2003 11:13:21 AM new
fenix
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Helenjw
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posted on December 10, 2003 12:16:18 PM new
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yisgood
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posted on December 10, 2003 12:55:38 PM new
When my nephew was 4, his teacher told the class to draw pictures of themselves. He asked what it was supposed to look like. SHe said "exactly like you." So he drew himself naked and as detailed as a 4-year-old can manage.
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BEAR1949
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posted on December 11, 2003 04:49:31 PM new
Linda_K
"Be Naughty, Save Santa a Trip". works for me.
And we all know that Helen is just like Santa. Only c@#$s once a year & then its down a chimney.
"Another plague upon the land, as devastating as the locusts God loosed on the Egyptians, is "Political Correctness.'" --Charlton Heston
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Helenjw
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posted on December 11, 2003 05:00:17 PM new
Such hostility is a sign that I'm doing something right. You and Linda are beginning to resemble each other.
Helen
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BEAR1949
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posted on December 12, 2003 08:38:07 AM new
Thanks for the complement Helen.
You could learn from us too.
"Another plague upon the land, as devastating as the locusts God loosed on the Egyptians, is "Political Correctness.'" --Charlton Heston
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Helenjw
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posted on December 12, 2003 08:46:57 AM new
Actually, Bear...I do learn from you and Linda -- about such things as the effects of brainwashing on easily influenced individuals ... among other things.
Even the fact that you consider my previous comment a compliment is instructive.
Helen
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bunnicula
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posted on December 12, 2003 12:17:43 PM new
Careful you guys! All this tough talk is getting the snowman all excited...
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there --Clare Booth Luce
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yisgood
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posted on December 12, 2003 12:42:35 PM new
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Helenjw
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posted on December 12, 2003 12:49:27 PM new
LoL!!!
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NearTheSea
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posted on December 12, 2003 01:24:39 PM new
Helens the one with the hair dryer....
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Helenjw
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posted on December 12, 2003 01:36:33 PM new
And the one with his hands in the air is Halliburton. I'm simply retrieving money that belongs to the poor. Hahaha!
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