posted on December 15, 2003 07:50:56 PM new
A spray can of of liquid W.D.40 ,,,,,,,,,,,Annd,,,,,A Marines Corps Zippo!!!!!!!! Lighter!!!!!!!! Yea!!!!!! A REAL CLOSE,,,,,,, CLEAN SHAVE!!!!!!!! Clean his leg hairs up too.........Then for the,,,,Well......just keep on burning!!!!!! ooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Yikes!!!!! Burn Baby Burn!!!! Disco Inferno.......A little Mustard Salad??????......a bit o' Chop suey,,Sorry me Lord, yer hand was in the way.....,,Carry on........But,,paleeze,,,,,leave him .....s l o w l y.............don't hurt his feelings toooooooo QUICK!!!!!!! A little Snippppppppppp! here and a little crimmmmmmmmp there!!!!!!! A little Reality SHOCK!!!!!!!! From time to time........injure and repair,,,,,,,,A little NAZI therapy....THEN SMASH IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Demise,,,,,A Christmas Gift to all....Anotherone bites the Dust........Joy to the World.....Peace on Earth.....
posted on December 15, 2003 08:02:05 PM new
don't hold back on our account...how do you really feel?
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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
-- P. J. ORourke (Holidays in hell, 1989)
posted on December 15, 2003 08:03:54 PM new
LoL Jack!
As a pseudo-interrogator, I would start the session off by getting old, scraggly Saddam cleaned up. A good scrubbing with Comet, followed by a full body wax. Any other suggestions?
posted on December 15, 2003 08:31:49 PM new
O.k..more sensitivity,,,,,his Dental sit. seems to be a big deal,,,,, deal,,,,,number 12 upper has a reeaaaaaaaal RAT hole,,,,,in it,,,,,let's FILL IT!!!!!!! Alright!!!!!!What? WERE out of of it? NO,,,,,,,,NO ,,,No Novacaine?!!!!!!!!! Drill Baby Drill!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,,,,,,,,,RRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,,,,,,,,,,,ooooooo,,,,tHAT SMELLL..........the sMELL GETS AROUND , YOoooooooooooooooU,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,,,,,COUGH,COUGH,,,,OOOOOOOO, THAT SMELL,,,,,,,,,,,,gAg,,,,,,,,.......
A kinder More Gentler,,,,JACK!!!!!!!!!
You ask for deeper thoughts,,,,,,RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,,,,,,,,,,,,rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,,,,,,,,,rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrrrrR. crunch,,,,RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......................HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA,,,,HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA,,HAHAHAHAHAHAH,,HAHAHAHAHAHAH,,,HAHAHAHAHHA,
