posted on February 15, 2004 05:13:36 PM newLet's look at Who's Who amongst Conservatives here at Vendio:
We'll proceed in order of height, shortest to tallest:
1) Twelvepole: Not so much a conservative as a rabid reactionary with 'issues'. Unable to comprehend much of what he reads and even less capable of responding to it coherently.
2) Bear: Frequently cites his 'life outside Vendio' as an excuse for not replying to certain threads and questions, even when he's clearly been online and posting in non-threatening threads during his 'busy' hours. Relies excessively upon gif artwork of others to make obscure points when he can't find the words himself.
3) EAG: A strong hold-over from the Cold War. Still hates communists even though most of them have gone into private (capitalist) practice. Amiably discusses divergent views and only occasionally vomits reams of Internet screed to bolster his most cherished beliefs.
4) LindaK: She'd've been an Amazon in another age but sadly her karma landed her here/now. Grows shrill when pressed for facts. Utterly incapable of answering a direct question that requires her personal opinion.
Any 'conservatives' I missed? Complain now, and you'll be added to the list...
