posted on March 29, 2004 06:19:45 PM new
It's been a bad day for flights around San Diego. First a 69million dollar F-14 hit the drink (both onboard safely ejected) right on the coastline then a guy apparently jumps out of a small private plane into a residential area.
It is the second part that had the wierdest report. A location reporter is covering an incident where someone apparently committed suicide by jumping out of a plane, hit a couple power lines then landed in the street in a residential area, As reported, the man was cut in two by the power lines and is now dead (was this really something that needed clarification after specifying suicude by plane, and cut in half). The best part was not the sign off which would usually be something along the lines of This is Random Blond at the scene of this horrible tragedy" or something to that effect. No... This is Random Blond, reporting from El Cajon where the power is out after man strikes the lines while plummeting to his death.
WTF?
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on March 30, 2004 03:25:09 PM new
You did say you were in California. Need I say more?
'We have dispatched Dr. David Kay...to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of UN Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay's report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist...may well be above his very nose.'" --Dick Cheney when asked whether John Kerry has had Botox treaments
