posted on April 7, 2004 09:11:08 PM new
After sex with sheep, don't kill the animal!
04/06/2004 18:49
Some countries have very weird laws about sex.
For instance, in many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with. A person who decided to eat this sheep is making a deadly sin, and he will never get into paradise with 70 virgins.
In Guam, the island in the Pacific owned by the USA, there are specialists called defloration-makers. Such a specialist goes around the island and deprives females of virginity for a certain fee. A virgin cannot get married in Guam. A defloration-maker is the most exotic profession in the world, but this specialist is unlikely to move up the career ladder.
In Hong Kong a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband"s mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means.
In Columbia, in town Kali a woman is allowed to have sex only with her husband. The bride's mother has the role of an eye-witness and she is required to be next to the spouses during their very first sexual intercourse.
In Bolivia, in town Santa-Krus a man is not allowed to have sex with a woman simultaneously.
posted on April 8, 2004 02:41:13 PM new
In the United States of America some consider it allright for the President to have sex with anyone but his own wife in his office instead of doing his job.
Sorry Kiara, I just had to, but you know darn well that Twelve would have if I hadn't.
posted on April 8, 2004 03:12:20 PM new
Kiara, one question. Are you speaking from experience?
'We have dispatched Dr. David Kay...to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of UN Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay's report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist...may well be above his very nose.'" --Dick Cheney when asked whether John Kerry has had Botox treaments
posted on April 8, 2004 04:21:06 PM new
Oh Oh, your azz is grass now bear. LOL
Some of this sounds pretty funny in a weird sort of way. Can you imagine your mother in law sitting there while you are busy bonking her daughter? Hahahaha She might want in on the action.
Carry on you deviants....
The future has taken root in the present.
posted on April 8, 2004 05:30:11 PM new
Trai. it takes a mighty big mower (like a 6' Rhino) to cut this grass.
'We have dispatched Dr. David Kay...to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of UN Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay's report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist...may well be above his very nose.'" --Dick Cheney when asked whether John Kerry has had Botox treaments
posted on April 9, 2004 08:34:41 AM newA subtle way to say one has a big butt!
That's not the only thing that is big...........
'We have dispatched Dr. David Kay...to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of UN Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay's report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist...may well be above his very nose.'" --Dick Cheney when asked whether John Kerry has had Botox treaments
