I'm Rush the Magic Dragon
The right-wing drugstore cowboy
A hillbilly heroin addict
A dittohead dead-head now, boy
You know that my opinions
Were always kind of wack
Now you know the reason
I'm strung out on mountain smack!
My drugs are red, white, and blue
I also like the pink ones
The little green ones, too
When you're on drugs you see things
That no one else can see
Like right there, I saw Jesus, and he drives an SUV!
My drugs are red, white, and blue
Would you hand all the guns out
To someone sniffin' glue?
You gotta be on something
If you push the NRA
I need more pills to make that Michael Moore guy go away!
My drugs are red, white, and blue
This isn't paranoia
John Ashcroft's watching you
When you're on drugs, there's terrorists
Everywhere you go
Al Franken's in al-Qaeda
Bill O'Reilly told me so!
My drugs are red, white, and blue
When you hear junkies jivin'
Guess what they said is true
Kids, say no to morphine
'Cause it can lead to grass
It really blows your mind
When your head is up your ass!
My drugs are red, white, and blue
GOP party monsters party all night through
It's only pharmaceuticals
It's not a real crime
The crime is I can't figure out how to blame it on the Clintons this time
I'd love to see songs written about all the hypocrits! The "religious" ones are my favorites... Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, the pedophile priests, also the one about the anti-drug gov't supplying speed to keep pilots awake!
