posted on April 22, 2004 07:54:20 PM new
Time to lighten up around here!
Two Nuns
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and
the other one
was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the
past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's
logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most!
What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to
walk
faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working.
The man did
the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what
shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided
to
follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the
convent
and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then
Sister
Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.The man couldn't follow us
both,so
he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast
as I
could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did
you
do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to
do.He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two
Hail Marys!
Naaa make that 5 Hail Marys and 3 Our Fathers!!!
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