posted on April 29, 2004 04:59:25 PM new
From the April 27 ''Late Show with David Letterman,'' prompted by the announcement that former President Clinton's book will be released in late June, the ''Top Ten Chapter Titles in Bill Clinton's Memoirs.'' Late Show home page: www.cbs.com
10. ''I'm Writing This Chapter Naked''
9. ''I Pray Hillary Doesn't Read Pages 6, 18, 41-49, 76 and Everything Past 200''
8. ''Protecting the Constitution: How to Get Gravy Stains out of the Parchment''
7. ''A Few of My Favorite Subpoenas''
6. ''From Gennifer to Paula to Monica: Why It Pays to Keep Lowering Your Standards''
5. ''1995-1998: The Extra-Pasty Years''
4. ''Kneel to the Chief''
3. ''What's the Deal With That Moron You Guys Replaced Me With?''
2. ''NAFTA -- Bringing America Into... Ah Screw That, Who Wants to Read Some More About Bubba Gettin' Down?''
1. ''The Night I Accidentally Slept With Hillary''
"The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why — with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him." —Jay Leno
