posted on June 4, 2004 08:50:39 PM new
Lets see, The Pope hangs around men all day, has no sex life & tells everyone they are going to hell if they don't listen to him & thinks he is God's chosen representative on earth..
How who's the stupid one.
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The Pope is having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally feels the need to evacuate his scrotal sacs, and this is one of these occasions.
Just as he expels his load, he sees a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air.
"Hold on a minute" says the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church."
"This picture is my lottery win" says the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life."
So the Pope offers to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation they eventually arrive at a figure of two million dollars (US).
The Pope then dries himself off, and heads off with his new camera. He meets his housekeeper, who spots the camera. "That looks like a really good camera," she says, "how much did it cost you?"
"Two million DOLLARS" replies the Pope.
"TWO MILLION DOLLARS !!!!!?????" says the housekeeper, "They must have seen you coming!!"
"The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why — with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him." —Jay Leno
posted on June 4, 2004 09:39:19 PM new
ROFL!!!!!! Bear - you ain't right!
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on June 5, 2004 10:40:04 AM new
So how much experience does the Pope have in dealing with Bush?
Always thought the Pope was a hands on type guy.
"The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why — with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him." —Jay Leno
