Home  >  Community  >  The Vendio Round Table  >  Proverbs – The Strange Version


<< previous topic post new topic post reply next topic >>
 Bear1949
 
posted on June 19, 2004 10:50:38 PM new
1. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

2. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

3. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

4. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

5. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

6. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

7. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

8. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

9. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

10. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

11. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

12. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

13. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material.






 
 cblev65252
 
posted on June 20, 2004 05:12:05 AM new
I can definitely relate to #8. Just try driving to the mall around here on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Every moron on the face of the earth is out driving. You either get stuck behind the little old lady with blue hair in a vintage caddy going 15 in a 35 (It's great to take time to smell the flowers, but for crying out loud they'll be dead before she gets there), or passed by a car full of teenagers whooping it up going 60 in a 35 weaving in and out of traffic ("Get out of my way, I'm going shopping!). No where is there a cop in sight until you are going 5 mph over the speedlimit. Then they seem to be everywhere!

Yesterday, we were in the left lane and had to get over into the right. The SUV next to us was being very uncooperative. We'd speed up, she'd speed up. We'd slow down, she'd slow down. It was like she was judging the speed she should be going by how fast we were going.

Cheryl
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on June 20, 2004 03:49:57 PM new
I can identify with #7.....has happened to me too many times.


Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.




Re-elect President Bush!!
 
 
<< previous topic post new topic post reply next topic >>

Jump to

All content © 1998-2024  Vendio all rights reserved. Vendio Services, Inc.™, Simply Powerful eCommerce, Smart Services for Smart Sellers, Buy Anywhere. Sell Anywhere. Start Here.™ and The Complete Auction Management Solution™ are trademarks of Vendio. Auction slogans and artwork are copyrights © of their respective owners. Vendio accepts no liability for the views or information presented here.

The Vendio free online store builder is easy to use and includes a free shopping cart to help you can get started in minutes!