posted on June 28, 2004 02:44:50 PM new
Subject: Our government at work:
The government today announced that it is changing its
emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more
accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pr--ks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
posted on June 28, 2004 03:02:49 PM new
As opposed to the USED condom that represented the Clinton administration?
"The natural family is a man and woman bound in a lifelong covenant of marriage for the purposes of:
*the continuation of the human species,
*the rearing of children,
*the regulation of sexuality,
*the provision of mutual support and protection,
*the creation of an altruistic domestic economy, and
*the maintenance of bonds between the generations."
[ edited by Bear1949 on Jun 28, 2004 03:04 PM ]
posted on June 28, 2004 06:22:26 PM new
Maggie
I'll bet that you don't even know where the serial #'s are on a condom, do you?? Ask me nicely and I might tell you.
posted on June 29, 2004 12:29:10 PM new
That's a cigar butt and a pizza crust, bear.
LOL, reminds me of a tale 'bout prophylactics ordered, by Russia, from a Texas manufacturer for bull semen collection for artificial insemination. As you can imagine these are sizable. The story alleges that the wags at the Texas factory stamped them all 'medium'.
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posted on June 29, 2004 12:51:04 PM newThe story alleges that the wags at the Texas factory stamped them all 'medium'.
Watch out how you talk about us Texan. A true Texan would have labeled them "small"
"The natural family is a man and woman bound in a lifelong covenant of marriage for the purposes of:
*the continuation of the human species,
*the rearing of children,
*the regulation of sexuality,
*the provision of mutual support and protection,
*the creation of an altruistic domestic economy, and
*the maintenance of bonds between the generations."
posted on June 29, 2004 08:04:27 PM new
While I await your reply, chew on this. There are many different brands of condoms out there but the choice just isn't clear. Hmmmmmmmmm, which to choose, which to choose.
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker
Flintstones Vitamins Condoms: Ten million strong
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know..
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going ...
M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI Condoms: For friends and family.
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex Condoms: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines travel pack Condoms: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines travel pack Condoms: Fly United.
Star Trek Condoms: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
