posted on July 27, 2004 11:25:19 AM new
Sing - Along to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies
Come 'n list-en to my sto-ry 'bout a man named Dick,
Wy-o-ming Rep, pol-i-tics made him sick.
An' then one day, he was head-in' our De-fense,
When he got an i-de-a that clicked and made sense._______
(Oil that is! Black gold! Texas tea!)
Well, the first thing ya know, Dick's a mil-lion-aire.
Kin-folk said, "Dick, move a-way from there."
Said Hous-ton, Tex-as is the place to bring your gun,
So they load-ed up the jet and moved to Hall-i-bur-ton._______
(Company that! Corporate boards! C.E.O.!)
Ol' Dick bought a ranch and trav-eled the world 'round.
Call-in' old friends helped make his busi-ness sound.
Now he's on the tick-et, as the Guv showed keen fore-sight,
'Cause ol' Dick's strong views help sol-id-i-fy the right._______
(Wing that is! Pat Robertson! Jesse Helms!)
Let's have a BBQ, Texas style, ROAST BUSH
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All Things Just Keep Getting Better
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We the people, in order to form a more perfect Union....
.....one Nation indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for ALL.
