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 kiara
 
posted on August 27, 2004 10:24:39 AM new
Look Who Has a Real Potty Mouth...

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - The citizens of Amsterdam may now take counsel of talking toilets that expound on the perils of smoking or the futility of war and berate them on hygiene and cleanliness.


The first such toilets, fitted with sensors to detect exactly what visitors do and to pass comment if appropriate, were installed in a central Amsterdam cafe Thursday. Creator Leonard van Munster, who sees the project as an artistic venture, will build more if the demand arises.


"You might consider sitting down next time," the toilet told a male Reuters reporter politely in a female robot voice. The next user was told that "The last visitor did not take heed of basic rules of hygiene."


Depending on circumstances, the toilet might remind you to wash your hands or ask you to lift the seat.


"It could suddenly start coughing and warn you about the dangers of cigarettes, or name all the cool movie stars who smoke. It just depends what mood it's in," van Munster said referring to people who sneak off to secretly have a puff.







 
 bunnicula
 
posted on August 27, 2004 10:26:38 AM new


I predict damaged toilets on a regular basis as people express their reactions to what the toilets say to them.

And possibly a few heart attacks...
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"Bad temper is its own scourge. Few things are more bitter than to feel bitter. A man's venom poisons himself more than his victim." --Charles Buxton
 
 drdolittle
 
posted on August 27, 2004 11:17:22 AM new
HA! Wonder if they tell you what you shouldn't have eaten the night before? LOL

 
 twig125silver
 
posted on August 27, 2004 02:43:54 PM new
Good thing I'd already be sitting down, cuz I would probably crap myself...lol!

TerryAnn

 
 yellowstone
 
posted on August 27, 2004 05:49:31 PM new
I wonder what it would say if you didn't flush it.

Hey buddy come back here and flush me.

As I walk away, i'd be saying yeah, yeah, yeah tell it to the next guy.

 
 parklane64
 
posted on August 27, 2004 09:23:47 PM new
Reminds me of the Sylvester Stallone movie where he keeps swearing at the machine to get enough paper (potty mouth citations) to wipe with.

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Hebrews 13:8
 
 
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