posted on September 7, 2004 12:30:04 PM new
This came by email at work this morning. Thought I'd share:
>Some Olympic Humor
One of my personal favorites is during the diving competitions two nights ago the commentator said... "Look at that... you aren't getting anything between those legs."
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
posted on September 7, 2004 08:46:25 PM new
Bunnicula
You know, some of those things are pretty nasty, depending on how you interpret them. But I liked it anyways.
This board is really turning into an adults only board, what-with all the revealing animated gifs, pictures and adult talk. It seems like it was just a few months ago that you'd get a vacation just for saying wormshit. Now you can say wormshit all you want.
Wormshit, wormshit, wormshit, wormshit, wormshit, wormshiite.
LOL
