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 maggiemuggins
  		posted on January 13, 2005 08:09:37 PM new

For your enjoyment... LOL


How many members of the Bush Administration

does it take to change a light bulb?

TEN


1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either: "For
changing the light bulb or for darkness".

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change: Mission Accomplished!"

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark".

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies explaining how George Bush has actually had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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 crowfarm
  		posted on January 13, 2005 08:14:35 PM new
DAMN RIGHT ! and funny, too!

 
 Linda_K
  		posted on January 14, 2005 11:30:46 AM new
Linda, would you get off the flippin team game scenario! How ridiculous and childish it is always making it a red team and a blue team competition..



LOL Yes, this thread shows just how far ABOVE doing that you are.


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Four More Years....YES!!! [ edited by Linda_K on Jan 14, 2005 11:32 AM ]
 
 maggiemuggins
  		posted on January 14, 2005 11:57:21 AM new
In the words of your Chimp..Bring it on! LOL [ edited by maggiemuggins on Jan 14, 2005 11:58 AM ]
 
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