posted on January 19, 2005 10:48:44 AM new
I got this from someone that DOES NOT fwd fwd fwd fwd those emails, I copied it as is, with all those arrows
(my bolding though!)
> > I Want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble
> to send me your damn chain letters over the past several years.
> >
> > "NO offense my friends, I just thought this was too funny"
> >
> >
> > Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
> >
> > Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola
> because it can remove toilet stains.
> >
> > I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who
> make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on
> their cans.
> >
> > I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick
> from the rat feces and urine.
> >
> > I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes
> cancer.
> >
> > I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could
> get
> > pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
> >
> > I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell
> like a water buffalo on a hot day.
> >
> > I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me
> with a perfume sample and rob me.
> >
> > I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are
> actually Al Qaida in disguise.
> >
> > I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't
> support our American troops.
> >
> > I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to
> dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell
> with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
> > I no longer eat pre-packaged foods because the estrogens they
> contain will turn me gay.
> > I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually
> horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
> >
> > I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my
> kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
> >
> > I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I
> receive my free replacement pair from Nike.
> >
> > I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I
> now have their recipe.
> >
> > I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels
> looking out for me.
> >
> > I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl
> who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
> >
> > I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I
> receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
> participating in their special e-mail program.
> >
> > Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out
> for me!
> >
> > I will now return the favor. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with
> diarrhea will sh!t on your head at 5:00 pm this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will
> occur because it >actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend....
posted on January 19, 2005 11:35:16 AM new
There's someone I'd love to forward that to. But she'd probably take offense. Of course, if it stopped her from forwarding all those stupid e-mails maybe that wouldn't be so bad. lol
posted on January 19, 2005 11:39:09 AM new
I have told everyone I know that as soon as they forward one of those types of emails to me I block their email. It has been a very successful way of weeding out the annoying cutesy people in my life.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on January 19, 2005 12:30:22 PM new
I NEVER open Fwd;Fwd;Fwd emails! You have to scroll all the way down, and it IS usually the crap in this one LOL. And I have told people that I don't want them either, but I still get them!
The only reason I did this one, is because it was sent from the other room LOL, he yelled, I like this one, so I read it
