posted on January 28, 2005 02:16:39 PM new
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the second angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So, He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them...give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?
Just wondering; because I didn't get one either.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
posted on January 28, 2005 05:24:53 PM new
Was that the email from God that said "Successful elections in Iraq, Democrats pissed" or one of the other emails from God?
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[ edited by Twelvepole on Jan 28, 2005 07:31 PM ]