kiheicat
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posted on August 26, 2000 04:53:47 PM
That last story fizzled... let's get a new one going!
It was a scorching day in the land of starlets and muscles, Venice Beach. A bum wandered aimlessly, a bikini-clad blonde roller bladed by. And lying on the sand was Darby, who had come out into the sunlight after a weekend binge of online shopping and last night maybe a wee bit too much too drink as well. The sunlight felt good on her face and yet she still had a strange feeling. The brightness of the sun was overcome by a dark shadow...she cupped a hand over her eyes and looked up to see who was standing over her. It was...
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MaLady
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posted on August 26, 2000 07:04:36 PM
...a young man, perhaps no older than 23. He was well over 6 feet tall causing his shadow to lye across her body in a sensual way.
He had a sweet smile. A smile that made her think she knew him and yet she wasn't quite sure...
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mauimoods
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posted on August 26, 2000 07:17:56 PM
....and then she woke up.
Why dont we do a ONE LINER to this story? To do something different? Might be more intertaining?
[ edited by mauimoods on Aug 26, 2000 07:18 PM ]
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jeanyu
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posted on August 26, 2000 07:20:55 PM
Urk--sweet smile--gawd awful bad breath--What a nightmare!
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kiheicat
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posted on August 26, 2000 07:21:45 PM
He knelt down beside her and said "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice...
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jeanyu
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posted on August 26, 2000 07:33:26 PM
....the lemmings. Holding her nose daintily, Darby replied, uh huh-----
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jeanyu
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posted on August 26, 2000 07:48:43 PM
theyse arse cooming on shore---will theyse bite me? You seem like a big strong guy--prootect mesh! He said----
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jeanyu
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posted on August 26, 2000 07:55:19 PM
Hhey Hhoney--Hhere's the Sscoop- With that she fell into a dead faint from his noxious fumes and woke up to----
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kiheicat
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posted on August 26, 2000 08:04:02 PM
...Fabio riding across the beach on a white horse with a muffin and a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! She rubbed her eyes and...
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jeanyu
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posted on August 26, 2000 08:09:31 PM
said-"Dang--I cannot believe it's not buuuter". "Fabio--hold on there--want to rub my muffins into your margarine!!! Come back--Whoa horsey!!!" With that--the horse came to a standstill and Favio was bolted head over teacups into the sand--Darby rushed over to that quasi hunk Favio and said-----
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mauimoods
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posted on August 26, 2000 08:37:56 PM
....BOO!
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jeanyu
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posted on August 26, 2000 08:51:49 PM
Fabio said-ooh baby baby--you got the best BOO around. Darby immediately turned bright red and said---Fabio--you must be a dream--why----
(edited to add--this thread is starting to make my stomach lurch!!) Off to Tums and Night Night  )
[ edited by jeanyu on Aug 26, 2000 08:53 PM ]
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tismesugie
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posted on August 26, 2000 09:01:50 PM
"That tub you have contains oleomargarine!"
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kiheicat
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posted on August 26, 2000 10:48:37 PM
But the margarine debate would have to wait because the clouds began to darken as an unexpected storm rolled in. It began to drizzle and Darby hopped on the back of the horse with Fabio. She looked up to the street to see a figure on the corner lighting a cigarette. Her heart pounded... could it be...
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ubiedaman
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posted on August 26, 2000 11:35:54 PM
DAMMIT..are we back to Fabio and his GROTESQELY(sp) HUGE nipples?!?!?!?!
A baby could NURSE at those things!!!!
It's(they're)just WRONG!!!!
Keith
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
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kiheicat
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posted on August 27, 2000 11:35:43 AM
?
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kiheicat
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posted on August 27, 2000 11:36:43 AM
...It was ubie smoking on the corner and glaring at Fabio's nipples, lol . Darby steered the horse toward Ubie and he said...
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tismesugie
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posted on August 27, 2000 11:43:12 AM
"NEEEEEEEEEEIGHHHHHHHHH"
"Nay?," asked Darby,"You mean you do not want to go near Ubie?"
The horse shook his head affirmatively, so Darby
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kiheicat
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posted on August 27, 2000 12:25:25 PM
...yelled to Ubie who waved wildly and said "The nipples! Stay away from the nipples!" He ran toward them and the horse immediately bucked. Darby flew in the air and landed sprawled face-down. Everything grew black but she heard voices and slowly came to, feeling the warmth of a morphine drip, and seeing fuzzy outlines of white coats. One of the white coats approached her and said "Can you hear me Miss?" It was...
[ edited by kiheicat on Aug 27, 2000 12:26 PM ]
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tismesugie
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posted on August 27, 2000 12:35:52 PM
sgtmike, who carefully covered her with a hand-sewn, authentic chinese quilt.
Darby was feeling euphoric from the drip, all snug, warm and cozy when suddenly, out of nowhere appeared a
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barrybarris
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posted on August 27, 2000 12:41:15 PM
crazy dwarf passing gas and waving around a stick of pepperoni. He handed her the pepperoni and ran down the street farting all the way. Darby hid under the quilt waiting for...
Barry (please pass the Rolaids) Barris
[ edited by barrybarris on Aug 27, 2000 12:50 PM ]
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mauimoods
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posted on August 27, 2000 02:26:09 PM
fumes to disappear, as she was gagging and finally coughed up....
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tismesugie
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posted on August 27, 2000 02:37:54 PM
An enormous hairball!
Was it horsehair? Her own hair? Fabio's hair?
No! NO! NO! It was
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kiheicat
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posted on August 27, 2000 05:33:24 PM
sgtmike's hair! It was woven into the fabric of the quilt! It all became clear to her...sgtmike was operating a sweatshop to ensure that his quilts were produced by grossly underpaid labor rather than a machine. A creak of the door... it was one of the sweatshop ladies who had escaped! She looked around for a place to hide and...
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mauimoods
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posted on August 27, 2000 10:25:28 PM
bumped in to Jimmy Hoffa. Screaming, she backed up and bumped again, into......
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tismesugie
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posted on August 28, 2000 07:53:46 AM
Elvis Presley! Who was gyrating and singing "I don't want no other love, baby it's just you I'm a thinking of.."
Darby quickly looked around for a means of escape--spotting a narrow window, she quickly ran and jumped outside--but her troubles were far from over. Someone grabbed her wrist! She looked up to see
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