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 colin
 
posted on January 30, 2006 07:31:11 PM new

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.


White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on January 31, 2006 02:20:55 AM new
"Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut."


ROFLMAO!!!!






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 DrArcane
 
posted on January 31, 2006 02:11:13 PM new
"Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. "

You think that'll take till 2029? I expect this one any time now.


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Got questions about the secrets of the universe?

 
 colin
 
posted on January 31, 2006 05:49:42 PM new
You may be right Dr.
If Hilary and Sharpton become the next Pres and Vice, we may be in big trouble.


Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
 
 
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