kraftdinner
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posted on February 2, 2006 06:14:39 PM new
Probably most of you can't remember the event, but of those who can, was it a good or bad experience?
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Bear1949
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posted on February 2, 2006 06:26:04 PM new
Talk about trolling. Things getting a little dull around there?
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 2, 2006 07:02:07 PM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:05 PM ]
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tOMWiii
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posted on February 2, 2006 07:31:02 PM new
It was soooo beautiful...
I was NINE!
GLENDA descended in her beautiful bubble & she was sooooo patient with me, taking oooodles of time to explain the stork & cabbage patch to me!
Truly, you NEVER do forget the first...
 "And then that little jerk Ralphie convinced all the sheep-herders to build a roller-skating rink!"
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kraftdinner
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posted on February 2, 2006 08:08:50 PM new
LoL Maggie & Tom.
Come on Bear. Just a bit of light-hearted fun. Or are you really saying you don't remember? 
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Bear1949
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posted on February 2, 2006 08:35:47 PM new
Remember what?
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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classicrock000
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posted on February 3, 2006 02:22:41 AM new
At NINE TOM?? LOL
Hell at the age,when someone mention pussy,you thought they were talking about the next door neighbors cat...........
[ edited by classicrock000 on Feb 3, 2006 03:36 AM ]
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classicrock000
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posted on February 3, 2006 02:22:53 AM new
[ edited by classicrock000 on Feb 3, 2006 02:23 AM ]
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cblev65252
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posted on February 3, 2006 05:00:11 AM new
Okay, here it is, I was 18 and engaged. During a time where "free love" reigned supreme, I was an odd duck. However, once I broke that engagement off, I became a wild child, which in all likelihood (as communicated to me by my oncologist) was the cause of my cervical cancer. I knew that all that "free love" stuff was good for nothing!
Today's young woman just doesn't understand the risks.
BTW, the first time was terrifying. The second time was fantastic!
Well, that was a little more than I wanted the world to know. LOL!
Cheryl
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 3, 2006 06:37:46 AM new
ok krafty, wont you tell us your story please?
I'll tell you mine only cause I know your cheese gets all stringy and moldy without drama me
Cheryl, nobody like you for being easy. Always a refreshing vendio read. 
Maggie, my god girl = where were your parents at 13???
mine? ahh.. a beaut. well this much goes for the press release.
true crime stories here we go: His name was de'solvo and tho it wasnt planned that way...he was sent to de'solve the mystery for me. (loles)now...was it 17 or 16?
dont remember .... ...thats all im giving ya krafty,...you need to putyours...youre too cheap!
~~ E el double
bye for now
spelling
[ edited by dblfugger9 on Feb 3, 2006 06:39 AM ]
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 3, 2006 06:58:00 AM new
double doesnt like your cheapness krafty.
This is a community! But to you and the other canadian its just a fleecing. dont you think that is a pity for you?
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:33:59 AM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:05 PM ]
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DrArcane
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:39:18 AM new
"Maggie, my god girl = where were your parents at 13??? "
Civil War?
Dr. Arcane, revelator of mystical secrets
http://www.drarcane.com
Got questions about the secrets of the universe?
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:43:45 AM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:05 PM ]
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colin
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:47:34 AM new
I was eight years old and the girl next door took me to the movies, we sat in the balcony.
She got me aroused and dipped her head down and...wait a minute that doesn't count.....it was oral.
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:49:30 AM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:06 PM ]
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kiara
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:51:02 AM new
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
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classicrock000
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:52:44 AM new
"wait a minute that doesn't count.....it was oral."
Didnt Bill Clinton say that??
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Beauty is only a light switch away
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colin
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posted on February 3, 2006 10:09:25 AM new
Ahhhh,
To be eight and nine years old again and have a curious 13 year old girl next door that likes you.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness."
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 3, 2006 10:11:38 AM new
kiara's first time was probably 500 years ago or ancient BC. Vriginity is way too much fun for one who keeps the ever viligent edge. So they have to scrape along the sidelines for glimpses....
awww...
Of course you were playing make believe Maggie.
Is there any other game in town?
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[ edited by dblfugger9 on Feb 3, 2006 10:13 AM ]
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 3, 2006 10:13:00 AM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:06 PM ]
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 3, 2006 10:15:13 AM new
me either maggie some french ghost told me to say that to you
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 3, 2006 10:16:28 AM new
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Feb 8, 2006 09:06 PM ]
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kiara
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posted on February 3, 2006 04:13:37 PM new
Maggie, she's projecting again........ haunted by each post I make and in angst that I have supplied her with no info to fantasize over.
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kraftdinner
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posted on February 3, 2006 05:44:07 PM new
Tell her you've advanced and now pole dance in vats of jello or honey or something. That should keep her happy for the weekend.
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Bear1949
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posted on February 3, 2006 05:52:55 PM new
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 3, 2006 07:34:40 PM new
oh how we will to double up!
funny you think you are the only one allowed to make comments on this board. youre and your fly rite kite sister are such cowards, you can dish it but never ever take it.
Got news for your krafty nothing you or anybody on this board could make me happy. But of course, you just think that delusionaly high of yourself. You aint my chum, and youre a loser as a writer and contributor here. Youre real went south about 5 months ago and all you got left are your yucks which are a dime a dozen outthere in webbie land.
Go smoke your weed and watch your chum kiara pole dance as if even! ha!
[ edited by dblfugger9 on Feb 3, 2006 07:36 PM ]
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 3, 2006 07:37:34 PM new
and in angst
no kiara..you biggest desire is to produce angst in somebody...but it aint me. Youre just aholel with nothing better to do.
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[ edited by dblfugger9 on Feb 3, 2006 07:43 PM ]
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kraftdinner
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posted on February 3, 2006 08:03:22 PM new
Double, it seems like you're unable to mentally ignore all the "losers" here. Have you ever noticed that about yourself?
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MAH645
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posted on February 3, 2006 08:18:50 PM new
I can't visualize a guy being able to get it up at the age of 8 or 9, I though most guys were still trying to find it.
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Two men sit behind bars,one sees mud the other sees stars.
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