posted on September 8, 2000 06:07:32 AM new
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
plugged in.
3. Hey, you must have been doing about 125 to keep up with
me. Good job!!
4. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a police officer.
6. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
7. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so long
as one of us does.
8. I was trying to keep up with the traffic. Yes, I know there is
no other car around -- that's how far ahead of me they are.
9. Can you give me another of those full cavity searches?
10. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school
first.
11. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Is it true people become cops because they're too dumb to
work at McDonalds?
13. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44
Magnum.
14. Well, I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, and
my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the
brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed
out of control.
15. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the
trained specialist.
How about this one I just used...."I DID stop for the stop sign"
Cost me $65 + 2 points on my license, which is bad enough...but the worst part was the infraction as written on the ticket "Disobeyed Stop Sign"....Guess it could have been worse, he could have grounded me and taken away my keys!...
You crack me up!