posted on September 9, 2000 01:12:23 PM new
You Might Be Addicted To The Web If.....
* You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
* You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when YOU are asleep.
* You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are online again.
* Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.
* Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome.
* You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer.
* You have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's.
* You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization or complete sentences...
* You find yourself lying to others about your time online and when they complain that your phone was busy, you claim it was off the hook.
* You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (another all-night online session).
* You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
* You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to "check your mail."
* You double click your TV remote.
* You can now type over 70 words per minute.
* You have withdrawals if you are away from a machine for more than a few hours.
* You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
* You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer when you log on.
* You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you have your first cup of coffee.
* Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you've had.
* You type faster than you think.
* You want to be buried with your computer when it dies...or vice versa.
* The first thing you want to do when you reach the end of this list, is to forward it to all your friends. (Hey... That's a good thing!)
posted on September 9, 2000 08:16:15 PM new
When you get a post with the subject of it has got your name on it, in a public bb, and it says, you should check your passwords, etc on your computer. ahhhhhh yeah that makes me want to see whats up! ah huh!
