posted on August 24, 2006 08:46:31 AM newNo, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really.
Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET
CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
posted on August 24, 2006 02:19:47 PM new
Darwin Award time again.
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Grow your own Dope. Plant a Republican.
posted on August 25, 2006 06:57:01 AM new
"At his trial this summer, his former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times during trial between 2001 and 200.
Foster told authorities that she saw Thompson use the device almost daily during the August 2003 murder trial of a man accused of shaking a toddler to death."
So what the hell was this dumb b*tch doing all this time-enjoying it? This jackass was continually exposing himself for 3 years and she never said a word about it? Hello?
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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
[ edited by classicrock000 on Aug 25, 2006 07:00 AM ]
