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 davebraun
 
posted on September 29, 2006 05:07:43 PM new
AT LEAST IN VIETNAM, BUSH HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY

BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT

POVERTY, HEALTHCARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES

OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT

BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT

RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME

GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)

BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR

PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH

WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?

IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT

FEEL SAFER NOW?

I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED
HIS COUNTRY

JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST - THAT IS A LIBERAL

MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE

IS IT 2008 YET?

DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson

DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!

ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE; THINK FOR YOURSELF

VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT

HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?

CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL

STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE

GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM

KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY

DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?

ASPIRING CANADIAN

CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION

DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM

STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE

HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

HONOR OUR TROOPS - DEMAND THE TRUTH

REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?

FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL

THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE
STAKE

I'LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - IMPEACH BUSH

HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?










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 piinthesky
 
posted on October 1, 2006 09:15:57 PM new



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 Linda_k
 
posted on October 2, 2006 06:27:13 AM new
1. If Islam is a religion of peace, then sticks of dynamite are only candles.

2. Even on drugs, Rush is right.

3. Bigot: a conservative winning an argument with a liberal.

4. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

5. Liberal: a person so open minded their brains have fallen out.

6.Liberalism: the horrifying fear someone, somewhere can help themselves.

7. My dog was a student of the month at a local public school.

8. Political Correctness means always having to say "you're sorry."

9. My SUV loves Iraqi Oil.

10. Love Vegetables...don't eat them.

11. Save the Seals - Club a Liberal.

12. Hollywood...All that's Left.

13. WACO - How liberals separate church and state.

14. Bush..."Doer" Clinton..."Do Me"

15.Florida: Come for the sun...Stay for the euthanasia
[ edited by Linda_k on Oct 2, 2006 06:29 AM ]
 
 logansdad
 
posted on October 2, 2006 07:00:30 AM new
If you want Slogans vote Republican.

If you want results vote Democratic.


G.O.P - The GET OUT and PUSH PARTY

G.O.P - GOT OUR PERVERTS


What is "stay the course" anyhow. That is just another slogan instead of a strategy for winning the war in Iraq.



Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.' [ edited by logansdad on Oct 2, 2006 07:25 AM ]
 
 Linda_k
 
posted on October 2, 2006 08:49:15 AM new
Liberalism = Sharing the misery equally.

Liberalism = Socialism

Liberalism = More taxation

Liberalism = Supporting MORE income redistribution.

Liberalism = Girlie men and N.O.W. feminist women

Liberalism = No military action - no support for military recruitment - reducing funding for a strong military

Liberalism = PRO-abortion.

Liberalism = PRO-euthanasia

Liberalism = Supporting eco-environmentalists/terrorists

Liberalism = Supporting the impotent U.N.

Liberalism = Supporting a International 'global government' - enemy states/dictators/communist leaders

Liberalism = Burning our Flag - bashing our country because they can

Liberalism = Supporting a 'living' Constitution rather than the one as it was written

Liberalism = Supporting judges making laws rather than our Congress

Liberalism = Being against most everything this great Nation of ours was founded upon.

Liberalism = Massive hatred and anger as a group, total blindness to reality - they mostly live in some fantasy 'utopia' that never has nor will EVER exist.



Liberalism =


While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:

What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
 
 ST0NEC0LD613
 
posted on October 2, 2006 09:30:52 AM new
What is "stay the course" anyhow.


Just another reinforcement of Linda's statements.
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"Unfortunately there are levels of Stupid that just can't be cured!!" The new Demomoron motto.
 
 Helenjw
 
posted on October 2, 2006 09:48:35 AM new

Linda and stonecold. What a perfect match of wits. When you are not here with each other, you can talk to yourselves.





 
 profe51
 
posted on October 2, 2006 03:09:58 PM new
Is it just me, or has Linda become even more shrill ?
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Grow your own Dope. Plant a Republican.
 
 colin
 
posted on October 2, 2006 03:15:32 PM new
Prof writes:
Is it just me, or has Linda become even more shrill ?

Take your head out of your azz and she won't sound that way.

Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on October 2, 2006 05:29:06 PM new
LOL
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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
 
 Linda_k
 
posted on October 3, 2006 12:40:38 AM new
LOL....

 
 profe51
 
posted on October 3, 2006 09:11:11 AM new
I get it now. Linda spins out at some other board and the board owners boot her because they're tired of her maniacal ranting. She high tails it back to the Outhouse to piss and moan to her compatriots there who are also Bootees from the same board, but there's nobody there to take it out on, so then she and the "Reverend" decide to get some placebo comeuppance by coming over here to call names, since the folks they wish were at the Outhouse to take their insults, aren't.
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Grow your own Dope. Plant a Republican.
[ edited by profe51 on Oct 3, 2006 09:12 AM ]
 
 davebraun
 
posted on October 3, 2006 09:23:14 AM new
You got that right prof.

 
 logansdad
 
posted on October 3, 2006 11:14:53 AM new
It looks like Linda brings her goons back here to complain and bash posters. I guess the "reverend" has left the wolves in charge of the "Outhouse" again. Perhaps Vendio will give Linda the same treatment as the owners of OTWA did. I think she deserves it.

Instead of complaining of how her rights were supposedly violated, she should take a page out of the reverend's play book - start your own trash and bash board. I doubt it would be as successful as the "Outhouse".

Linda is worse than a spoiled child who doesn't get what she wants. A child doesn't know better.


Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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The duty of a patriot in this time and place is to ask questions, to demand answers, to understand where our nation is headed and why. If the answers you get do not suit you, or if they frighten you, or if they anger you, it is your duty as a patriot to dissent. Freedom does not begin with blind acceptance and with a flag. Freedom begins when you say 'No.'
 
 ST0NEC0LD613
 
posted on October 3, 2006 11:46:36 AM new
Bumper Stickers


Here's a slogan for your bumper sticker. Dave Braun has sh!t for brains.


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"Unfortunately there are levels of Stupid that just can't be cured!!" The new Demomoron motto.
 
 davebraun
 
posted on October 3, 2006 01:00:39 PM new
Restraint and control of my temper have taught me to make no comments with regard to your parentage.

In simple English your mother must have been a piece of work stone, you have my condolences.

Next time you're on the recieving end try some lubricant it won't hurt as much.

 
 piinthesky
 
posted on October 3, 2006 03:45:08 PM new
logansdad sez; Perhaps Vendio will give Linda the same treatment as the owners of OTWA did. I think she deserves it.

I think you meant to say, that after enough people email the owners of vendio, complaining about her then maybe they will give her the same treatment as the owners of otwa did. Because that's what it takes to get rid of any posters that disagree with you. At least, that's the way it is at the liberal controlled boards.

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[ edited by piinthesky on Oct 3, 2006 03:45 PM ]
 
 colin
 
posted on October 3, 2006 05:55:56 PM new
Calling names? Prof.

How do you figure that?

I've been a member here longer than you or the NAMBLA supporters. I’ve seen tons of scum-bags come and go.(People like Davie and Sickodad.)

I’ve always been steadfast in my belief in America and the American values. I’ve never bowed to the Socialist, Communist or the Anarchists that have soiled this board and several others.

I’m certainly a conservative in my political viewpoints but I’m Ultra conservative when it comes to stopping those that think child abuse and molesting is okay.

I started our new board because this one was dying. Just a few good posters that seemed to be hammered by the fruits, leftist and morons that hide in the shadows here.

You’ll notice that when one of those “good posters” isn’t posting here, the whole damn board dies down to one or two posts a day.

You may wonder why.....I know why.



Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
 
 profe51
 
posted on October 3, 2006 07:56:09 PM new
How do you figure that?

um, let's see.."fruits, leftists and morons..."

I guess you don't consider that name calling...go figure.

I’m Ultra conservative when it comes to stopping those that think child abuse and molesting is okay.

Really...I guess that's why, in the thread about Foley, you spoke out against his alleged actions with such fervor, instead of dodging the issue by bringing up old arguments with others on the board about NAMBLA, etc. like you could have done. Yup, you sure took the high road on that one.
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Grow your own Dope. Plant a Republican.
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on October 4, 2006 04:07:57 AM new
Yep...this board has been dead for a long time now.

I agree that the ONLY time it 'comes alive' is when we show up. THEN they all come out of the woodwork and the board comes back to life.

When we leave...they go back to their routine three to four threads a day, many the SAME threads over and over again , speaking to the choir and peepa, of course. How VERY exciting. NOT.

Now the left here most who support gay behaviors...find themselves in a position of using what they normally approve of against the republican party...like there's never been one of their own who has ever done exactly the same thing.

It's election time...what else would we expect them to do? They try and pretend that this isn't a 'normal' happening that a TON of gay men do....seek out young gay boys.






While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:

What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on October 4, 2006 04:14:02 AM new
davebraun said:

"Restraint and control of my temper have taught me to make no comments with regard to your parentage."


ROFLMO at that one. Must be the 'joke of the day' here. Because it's NEVER held dave back before.


He has been the one who for YEARS has only popped in to make his vile, vulgar comments to others.

How funny he forgets his own nasty behavior...and tells that JOKE.

 
 davebraun
 
posted on October 4, 2006 05:31:46 AM new
I'll lose sleep over that one Linda. Your sharp wit never ceases to amaze me. Are you still covering all the mirrors in your home or have you thrown them out.

It must be a lonely life that of a board viper. Do you think of the people here as friends;
they're not you know. Even those that seem to agree/support you are only trying to goad you on to make a complete laughing stock of yourself.

It must be embarrassing for you to have your daily verbal enema in a public forum.

 
 colin
 
posted on October 4, 2006 06:13:47 AM new
"Really...I guess that's why, in the thread about Foley, you spoke out against his alleged actions with such fervor, instead of dodging the issue by bringing up old arguments with others on the board about NAMBLA, etc. like you could have done. Yup, you sure took the high road on that one."


You should go back and read what I wrote. It's very liberal of you to try to say I did or said something I didn't.

Foley is a predator as is NABLA, a couple on this board and anyone that acts or agrees with the manipulation of children for those purposes.

Here's my bumper sticker for today:

"Politics make strange bedfellows"
"Liberals make sordid bedfellows"



Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
 
 kiara
 
posted on October 4, 2006 09:24:10 AM new
Colin, why do you care if this board goes dead now and again? For some reason you and Lindak seem overly concerned about it but no one else seems to care. Did it ever occur to you that folks may be busy with their daily lives and don't have the time to post that often? When I check in I notice that the Outlook has been slow on occasion also.


 
 colin
 
posted on October 4, 2006 02:03:23 PM new
What the hells the "Outlook"?

It was a once good board. I hate to see it die this way, left to anarchist, leftist, socialist, molesters and the other flotsam and jetsam of the internet.

And remember "Vigina is for Lovers"

My bumper sticker for today.



Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
 
 kiara
 
posted on October 5, 2006 08:07:15 AM new
What the hells the "Outlook"?

The eBay Outlook on Vendio where most Vendio posters usually hang out.

It was a once good board. I hate to see it die this way, left to anarchist, leftist, socialist, molesters and the other flotsam and jetsam of the internet.

I wasn’t aware of any molesters hanging out here. Did someone confess at the Outhouse?

Vigina ???

Do you mean Virginia?

If you mean that other word, perhaps it may help to know how to spell it before you go looking for it.


 
 profe51
 
posted on October 5, 2006 02:03:50 PM new
Nothin' funnier'n a poorly spelled bumper sticker that's for sure.
____________________________________________
Grow your own Dope. Plant a Republican.
 
 colin
 
posted on October 5, 2006 03:23:48 PM new
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore. " So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the
5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10 Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends. "

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc. ) out of Air Force 1. The wei ght savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of t he American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

PS,
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.



Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
 
 davebraun
 
posted on October 5, 2006 08:03:03 PM new
The earliest reference I can find to this gem is January 2001 (about the time Clinton left office), when it was posted on the alt.general newsgroup by a person with the screen name "Holger Dansk." He admits that he didn't write it, but was only passing on something he received via e-mail. That version included only the first 9 points and the P.S. to Al Gore. All of the original points were based on fact, but interpreted through the author's frame of reference. Others have argued that it is not Clinton that is guilty of these transgressions, but the media, the republicans, Ken Starr, etc.

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The oldest version I can find that includes points 10 - 13 dates back to September 2002. Virtually every Presidency in history has ended with a controversial group of last-minute pardons, so that point, while possibly incriminating, should not be shocking. The assertions that the Clintons looted and vandalized the White House when they left have proven unfounded.

Point 14, which accuses Clinton of releasing Mohammed Atta, was added in November 2002, and is pulled from another chain letter. The claim is based on a case of mistaken identity and is completely false.

Finally, the "Rest of the Story" portion of the chain seems to have been added in December 2002. Again, its source is another chain letter and, again, the claims don't hold up to scrutiny.

For whatever reasons people feel compelled to continue berating the Clinton presidency, this letter gets farther and farther from the truth the longer it circulates. Break this chain.

 
 Linda_K
 
posted on October 5, 2006 09:36:15 PM new
"For whatever reasons people feel compelled to continue berating the Clinton presidency....


FOR WHATEVER REASON?????


ROFLMHO....

because they're the TRUTH ol' dave. People KNOW the truth about the MOST corupt president this nation ever elected - clinton. You however are free to deny it all you wish....doesn't change the facts.




While the democratic party complains about everything THIS President does to protect our Nation:

What would a Democrat president have done at that point? Apparently, the answer is: Sit back and wait for the next terrorist attack.
Ann Coulter
 
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