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 dmercer
 
posted on September 20, 2000 10:59:27 PM new

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.



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Be ALERT! (We need more 'lerts...)

 
 yorequest
 
posted on September 21, 2000 01:38:38 AM new
dmercer:

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

What's really bad is, I've gotten so used to attrocious spelling on the web, I read half of your poem before I got the joke!!

P.S. Did I spell attrocious correctly?

 
 Elfgifu
 
posted on September 21, 2000 12:49:23 PM new
dmercer,
It's priceless!!



No, I'm not new to AW -- just took all of your advice and changed from my eBay id!!
 
 junquemama
 
posted on September 21, 2000 02:17:04 PM new
dmercer,Where is spell checker?I'm serious.
I taught myself to use a pc and have only
used it for auctions,And not much else.Your
poem is cute,At what I believe to be at my
expense,It matters not.The world will still
turn,No matter what I mis-spelled 15 years
Ago or today.Don't be so hard on yourself.
Perfection will turn into insanity if one is
Not careful.

 
 Muriel
 
posted on September 21, 2000 03:32:41 PM new
Oh phart!

 
 dmercer
 
posted on September 21, 2000 08:37:07 PM new
junquemama: I didn't mean to direct it at anybody, sorry if my timing was off. I know I've used copy and paste with my email software and used it's spelling checker for posts here.
I won't give anyone a hard time about spelling other than barrybarris. Although he gets my vote for president I think he has a spelling problem. Barry: I spell it "Yamaguccigucci"

Although I'd like to claim credit, I didn't write it. This was just the best one of these I've seen and wanted to share it.

Muriel: Partly right, my full title is:
Sir PhartzAlot of GasseMorre


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Edited for what else? Spelling...
[ edited by dmercer on Sep 21, 2000 08:39 PM ]
 
 Shadowcat
 
posted on September 21, 2000 08:39:48 PM new
Also more 'bsurds.
Fewer 'nnoyances, though.

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on September 22, 2000 12:07:44 AM new
dmercer,

Although he gets my vote for president

Thank You for your vote...

I think he has a spelling problem. Barry: I spell it "Yamaguccigucci"

On the campaign trail I have to spell it Yamagucci, just to keep things above board..

Once elected and sworn in as President can I scream Yamaguccigucci baby...

Barry (and then only in the Oval Office) Barris


 
 
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